" Lack toast and order her aunt " = lactose intolerant .
Recently, I stumbled across a subreddit calledr/GoodFakeTexts, where users share text exchanges that may or may not be fake, but they’re hilarious either way. To brighten the beginning of your week, here’s some of my faves:
1.This offer that’s so low, it’s laugh-worthy:
2.This borderline cruel rejection:
3.This Italian exchange student who is still learning English:
4.This very, very discreet moniker:
5.This exchange where their friend’s heart was in the right place but their grammar wasn’t:
6.This incredibly drastic reaction to being told “no”:
7.This godforsaken nightmare scenario:
8.This failed attempt at flirting:
9.This person who, like me, is spiraling in adulthood:
10.This. Whatever this is:
11.This humanoid cat:
12.This person who may or may not be struggling with a bit of an Electra complex:
13.This person who tried to leave their partner for…their partner:
14.This adorable cat that is worth an exception:
15.And finally, this wife who wants her husband to try a little bit harder:
