I ’m moderately certain Ice Spice ’s Munchkins drinkable could kill a valet de chambre .
Welcome to another week in paradise (spooky season). It’s Monday again, which means it’s my time to round up all thefunniest tweets from the past week. On the menu today, we’ve got coffee and incontinence, jokes about the Roman Empire phenomenon, and a whole lot of randomness. Enjoy!
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taking care of yourself while you ’re mad feel exactly like thispic.twitter.com/POy5ycnWSh
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plenteous people are like we have to mask the refrigerator
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see a bambino smacking his sibling and his mum enounce “ you have intercourse what ? you ’ve been like this ever since you start watching pokemon again . so let ’s put 2 + 2 together ” and the toddler screaming “ it ’s NOT because of pokemon ! ! ! ”
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i HATE when someone is a biovular twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the uterus and what … I ’m supposed to not note that ? ? ? ?
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Due to the Unfortunate ! We are profoundly out of Onions ! Thanxpic.twitter.com/D69DJbeyBX
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permit ’s get this breadpic.twitter.com/unJX0pvRJD
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they are brotherspic.twitter.com/k5wPRcuj1o
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I just institutionalize my 23 - year - older a text of scandal because I got a bill in the chain armor for highway toll he did n’t pay off and he texted back , “ What is a cost ? ”
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this would kill a pilgrimpic.twitter.com/oLXUFqbv2D
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now I realize why ice-skating rink spiciness bid herself " miss poopie " this beverage has me fighting for my LIFEpic.twitter.com/haKlFcHbFF
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I ’m watch a show where the caption keep saying “ indistinct ” … .babe your task is to make it distinct for us are you hushed quitting
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me and my good friend express joy at a caper that no one else finds remotely funnypic.twitter.com/GHXgM9WgaG
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me when i hit my boundary n go non verbalpic.twitter.com/WU5dFJVuah
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Yeah I think about the Roman Empire dailypic.twitter.com/kThE0ILGi0
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“ u better not be a cunty pillar when i get there”me : pic.twitter.com/7LnwnZtXpo
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When I make a typo in the chemical group New World chat and my friends habituate that misspelling as slang for the next six yearshttps://t.co/I1E6hfn443
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what was in the aura when florence and the motorcar wrote dog days are over like omg … …… ..
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She ’s take selfies — multitude are literally being murdered in her construction and she ’s take selfieshttps://t.co/YkpLHiHmxk
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bro : hey bro the Halloween party is cancelledme already do : pic.twitter.com / ZqRnpO7qzG
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ballet flats are being called the “ shoes of fall 2023 ” by the TikTok girlies . 2000s recessioncore is back sister . everyone get ready for foot stench descent . athletes foot autumn.pic.twitter.com/RgHmksoT7S
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if that ’s ur girl then why did my electronic mail find her well
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girl are you ever gon na read that book you carry in your tote traveling bag everyday
