I think it ’s so funny how people are jealous of our Spirit Halloween fund .
As you know by now, I love to search “do Americans really” on Twitter because it’s ALWAYS funny.
Because it’s officially fall now, let’s take a look at some of my all-time favorite questions non-Americans have for Americans about this lovely time of year.
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Why do Americans get keep Halloween in September ? ! It ’s so strange
2.
Do Americans just go to Cucurbita pepo patches to look at and take flick with pumpkins ? ? or are there like bodily process / games ?
3.
Do Americans go to Christian church on Halloween ?
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look do Americans really smash perfectly fine pumpkins as an natural process on Halloween ?
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question … why do “ americans ” reveal their halloween costume before halloween ?
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HALLOWEEN QUESTIONDo Americans have Halloween pop up storage that opened in random abandoned buildings ? Specifically Spirit Halloween
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Why do Americans always dress up as stuff that is n’t spooky chilling for Halloween ? Seems eldritch to me .
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how do americans drink grande pumpkin spice lattes i had a small one today and by the last sip i was nauseous and trembling
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Soooo do Americans actually put candles in their pumpkin for Halloween?#HappyHalloween
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Wait I do nt get it do americans celebrate halloween / do the deception or process on the 30th or am I tripping ?
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I just saw this on tiktok , do Americans not give out white potato vine microprocessor chip on Halloween ? Is that reliable ?
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why do americans eat pumpkin Proto-Indo European for thanksgiving is it bc they need to use the leftover pumpkins from halloween
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Why do Americans label Halloween as HOLLOWeen ? ? Like , , , there ’s an A bruh
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why do americans bed halloween so much ? is it like in their genetics or something ?
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hey americans . what is spirit halloween
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do americans actually ornament their houses for halloween
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Why do Americans hump Pumpkin Spice flavored everything … even beer ? It ’s a distinctly American thing from what I ’ve collect with the beer season at least . It ’s just way too seraphic imho
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Why do Americans detest candy maize ? It search so good , and I love the palette
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I honestly do n’t realize why Americans make everything pumpkin flavor .. I just do n’t get it .
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Why do Americans call Autumn fall ? It ’s like they do n’t call the other season rise , hot and cold .. ?
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Why do Americans take photograph with pumpkin in October … it ’s a veggie
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Hold up Americans put fucking like sharp blade and shit in Halloween candy ? ? ? ? ? ? Wtf ? ? ?
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how many Allhallows Eve parties do americans have ? i wish i could have the vigor to go to three in 2 Day
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do americans know that scary movies and sweaters live outside the calendar month of october ?
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out of peculiarity , do Americans actually eat autumn pumpkin or they just grow them for halloween ? 🤔
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Why do Americans reckon Halloween is a month .
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why do americans fete halloween care it ’s christmas ?
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Why do Americans get photoshoots of themselves hugging pumpkin every fall y' all are a unusual mathematical group
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do americans actually chip at pumpkins or is it just a flick cliché
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Do Americans on # Halloween really just leave a bowl of sweet on their doorstep and hope for the best ?
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Ok I know I ’m not from America and I ’ve been in the land for 15 years but do Americans really wish each other glad Halloween ? ? ? 🤔 🤔
32.
Why do Americans get it on pun Halloween costume so much ? You do n’t have to be Kanye Westworld you’re able to just be Kanye West .
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I ’ve always marvel : do americans actually consume all those pumpkins they carve for Allhallows Eve ?
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Do these Americans celebs crop up for Halloween to take pics then take the clothes off ?
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How the fuck do Americans do Allhallows Eve thanksgiving and Christmas all at once middling much
36.And lastly…
do americans not actualize that Allhallows Eve is n’t a thing in most of the world
Happy fall!
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