" turn out touching your c*ck after handling fresh habaneros is not a good idea . "
Doing silly and stupid things is part of being humans – in fact, we’re really quite good at it. However, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, whatcanwe do?
Well, recently people weresharingtheir silliest stories, so here are 19 of the stupidest things we’ve done:
1.“I got my arm stuck in my automatic car window.”
2.“I put my thumb on a display car’s lighter to see if it was hot after I pressed it.”
3.“I drove with two shot brakes and a leaking brake line.”
4.“When I was 12 I was at the lake with my family. We were jumping off the boat into the cove.”
5.“When I was in high school (late 2000s/early 2010s), my mum left me in the car alone while she ducked into work for a bit.”
6.“This was a few months ago – I’m 27. We live on the outskirts of town in a farmhouse type of setup, and we sometimes store grain in a space just outside the kitchen.”
7.“Went for a piss after cutting up some habaneros, forgetting to wash my hands first.”
8.“I streaked in front of half a dozen cops making a drug bust (it was 3am in my home city, and I was streaking for a bet through some fountains.”
9.“My Pomeranian climbed on my lap during a zoom meeting & accidentally switched on the mic without me realising it.”
10.“Me and a group of friends went to Branson, MO for a week-long vacation in 2020.”
11.“When I was little my dad dared me to jump from the top of one bunk bed to another one facing it when he came to pick me up from camp.”
12.“I walked into a street sign and gave myself a pretty nasty black eye.”
13.“When I was a kid I took a bite out of an old block eraser because I thought it was a caramel candy.”
14.“I was in a long-distance relationship in my 20s.”
15.“Making kebabs one time and wanted to try a piece of chicken that just came off the grill.”
16.“I once broke my arm by falling off my bed while putting clean sheets on.”
17.“I once broke my arm because I thought I could cartwheel off a two-foot deck. Spoiler alert: I could not.”
18.“I once lost my phone, and I was in a total panic as to where it could be.”
19.“Once after grilling some chicken, I was kicking things on the way in with the plate in my hand screaming ‘Hyah!'”
