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Hello, hello — the holiday season is officially here, and we’ve got noooo time to waste. So, let’s cut to the chase and get right into all the hilarity that happened on Twitter this past week, ‘cause it was a gooood one.
I desire you get time off and get to be surround by mass or things you love , and maybe have a few tweet to cackle at over dinner . Enjoy !
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You ’re emailing me ? It ’s the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holiday , and you ’re emailing me ? ?
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jesus when he was sending out invite to the last supper : https://t.co / yMEt6fM1o8
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one day you are immature and the next : pic.twitter.com / wDmPIvG6AC
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three queen coming together to maximise their joint slaypic.twitter.com/k80fIER54 tetraiodothyronine
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just finished my christmas treepic.twitter.com/lxCE7e2VSX
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at the chemist and there is a man enquire for a cream to get rid of his daughter ’s nightmares , and the sales attendant is so resignedly repeat , “ sir , please , hear to what you ’re saying ”
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2 unskippable adshttps://t.co/Uhh07CIgoh
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back when I was working in an office / creative studio apartment I send my slack group this chemical reaction emoji and my verbatim supervisor dm’d me and say I needed to use more appropriate emojis’spic.twitter.com/mUAKjo5vnt
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sometime white-hot cleaning woman at employment just demand me “ Darling , why are you working so hard ? They ’re not gon na pay you two paychecks . ” & I immediately lay off wreak so intemperately 💀 like I was on a mf delegacy and she muzzle me risky
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Italian PE teacher explaining long jump.https://t.co/e0zcR1VtT0
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When Shania Twain says “ Let ’s Go , Girls ” and I ’m two rooms awayhttps://t.co/0tEbYzR16D
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barcelona is so rum because you ’ll be in a building erstwhile and more beautiful than the american mind can cover and it ’s just a uniqlo
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At a kid ’s firebrand result and they reach me this , y’ all I ’m getting honest-to-god because do they want me to DIE.pic.twitter.com/FNR8L0IIZ8
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tell every man in the position I like their shirt then tallying the absolute frequency at which they each wear down it over the next one-fourth to calculate my private influence to conform the amount of mo I look into their eye accordingly
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one time a guys I hooked up with go out my stint St. Mark and kissed them and recite me I did n’t have to do that to myself any longer
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I bought my hotdog an nut professorship from home goods and she maintain rolling out of itpic.twitter.com/Dsva1Ee9jl
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you unlax for 5 moment after work and next thing you have it off it ’s 11 pm
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me tryna connect my courser without getting outta bedpic.twitter.com/zEof3Mbijt
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girl autoworkspic.twitter.com/zSDsUWhQpP
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men r always like i take to dally this telecasting plot really spry for 6 hours
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I ’ve had 3 field glass of wine-coloured and they put me in charge of the exigency exitpic.twitter.com/RP6mW1uMrU
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A man who does n’t give a fuck about mehttps://t.co/G05KZGLbCd
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i heard they call it midtown bc your boyfriend works there …
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thinkign about him , … the hippopottoman…pic.twitter.com/tGn2W22iqZ
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there are snag in my eyes 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/5S786ZLOeC
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waitress : are there any allergies at this table?me , already intoxicated : POLLEN
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I hate it herepic.twitter.com/6y3xuMGN5u
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My mom enunciate she was roleplay w dolls til 14 and I express mirth at her LMAO then she was like “ miss is the Sims not a practical doll’s house ? ? ? ” and i said oh ?
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when an actor has a “ personal life story ” discussion section on their wikipediapic.twitter.com/m9tk5iFKJE
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Jus helped my coworker look for their pack of Oreos I finished yesterdaypic.twitter.com/b9QvorxRhl
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when i go can someone enter on my account & Charles William Post “ not me go ”
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Ca nt wait to get diagnose ( spotify wrapped )
