" Lightly deep-fried fish fish filet " still gets me every meter .

1.This is just an all-time personal favorite.

2.As is this.

3.And this.

4.I desperately need to know the context of this.

5.It pains me that for as long as I live, I will probably never send or receive a message as funny as this.

6.This is a valid misunderstanding.

7.Looks like there was a slight misunderstanding here.

8.And here.

9.And here, lol.

10.Aaaaand here.

11.And here.

12.It’s a valid question.

13.As is this.

14.I know this has got to be fake, but I still find it so funny.

15.DoorDash drivers are truly comedians.

16.Sometimes, the funniest texts aren’t even words.

17.Sometimes, they’re dad jokes/puns in the form of emojis.

18.This guy didn’t even need to send a text to make a would-be sad message kind of hilarious — the thumbs-down reaction was all he needed.

19.Some text messages are merely a medium for the hilarious ingenues of the next generation.

20.After all, we’re going to need them to educate us on all the new lingo.

21.And, uh…sexual terms.

22.I mean, parents can be a bit clueless.

23.Some extremely rude siblings like to take advantage of how clueless their parents are.

24.Though this dad knows EXACTLY what he’s talking about.

25.And this dad is honestly just vibes.

26.And this dad saw an opportunity and took it.

27.We can’t forget moms! Even if their texts are a little more ~dramatic~.

28.These parents had a little bit of a domestic dispute.

29.As did these.

30.This dad was a little stressed.

31.Did I mention I like dad jokes?

32.Even when they come from the kids. This person’s dad taught them well.

33.Listen, I’m a simple woman. I like simple jokes.

34.Like this one, which definitely earned a hard exhale through the nose.

35.Does finding this funny mean I have a dark sense of humor? Oh well.

36.I get that picking up the kids is probably important, but I have to say, Jabbacado toast feels more crucial to me.

37.This is modern love.

38.As is this check-in that a woman had with her fiancé ahead of the wedding, which I found a little too relatable.

39.This right here is what friends are for.

40.As is this.

41.Although this friend was too late.

42.Grammy really tried here.

43.What is it with parents and voice texting???

44.Gotta hand it to parents, though — they keep ya humble.

45.This guy is the only landlord I respect.

46.Never mind — I like this landlord, too.

47.Your friends keep you humble, too. Especially when you make a typo in the group chat.

48.I mean…he has a point.

49.This whole exchange is just unhinged but I’m kind of here for it.

50.Honestly, some good points were made here.

51.And here.

52.I feel like we all have a Greg in our lives.

53.And finally, on this one it isn’t even the text itself that’s funny — just the fact that the person sent it using Echo.

some responds peepee poopoo to a doctor confirmation that they thought was automated

colorful toys that change into a dinosaur when you put it in water

someones dad made lightly fried shit fillets for dinner at one a.m.

The texts say "OK, listen, your vibes were off at Applebee's"

photo of an orange sliced in half with text, consider this a fucking warning, wait wrong person

have you ever ate a date, and other person asks, like ate their ass?

A person's dad says someone transitioned today, the person congratulates them, then the person's sister clarifies that their dad means the person died

A grandma asks why her grandchild is talking about not having nut in November and that she needs to know if her grandchild has developed a nut allergy

Someone asks "Is you good?" the second person says "not really, things have been hard lately," and the first person says "Oh, I meant the show"

Someone asks if their friend has had a cereal bar, the friend says yes, and the first person asks how they work with a picture of a cereal bar submerged in a bowl of milk

son be careful they are saying there's mercury in gatorade, please don't drink it

Someone says they finally got off work at an infectious disease lab, and the other person responds "like you make the diseases or are against them?"

The first person asks "do you unironically live in Kentucky," the second person says "how could you live somewhere ironically," and the first person says "like you live there, but in an ironic sort of way"

A text from a food delivery service shows the food was dropped off, and it's an edited picture of the person receiving the food, and the delivery service says "made your butt bigger"

person can't spell lasagna so they say, the shit garfield eats

The first person says "I never stopped loving you, but that's just something I'll have to live with forever," and the second person responds with a cartoon shark with a mushroom cloud coming out of its head

emoji person made of ears

The first person asks someone on a date, the second person gives a long response complimenting them but saying they don't see a future, and the first person simply uses a thumbs down reaction

A child tells their mother they threw up in the toilet, the mother is concerned, and the child sends a picture of a DVD of the movie Up in the toilet

A parent asks what "mood af" means, the child says "mood as fuck," and the parent asks "why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own shit?"

A mother texts their child asking what young people call cum, the child says "nut," and the mother says "like nutting on you, I'm gonna nut?"

A dad asks if their child saw the movie Cry Macho, the child says yes they loved it, and the dad says "okay thanks dude love you"

A text from a kid's dad says "kys," the child freaks out, and the dad says "your brother told me to send it to you, it means kiss yourself"

A dad sends a TikTok screenshot of someone with their hand over Harry Styles' butt on a red carpet, and the dad says "your boy getting manhandled, it's giving scandal"

dad listening to music outside in his hot tub asking his kid to turn their bedroom light off saying, use a flashlight, you're killing the mood

child asks how the mother's head is because she fell and dad responds, i've had better

text from Mom: "In my life there are no good signs! Only death and destruction! Night night

dad sends a text, i got in trouble with my light saber, and mom sends a text, do not buy your dad anymore toys

"My mom told me to stop vaping in the house and my dad just texted me this: 'They are conspiring against us. Vapers. Rule. Stay strong.' Update: 'This is the VAPE LORD. Puff and blow at mom. I am your father"

"Also I got a tiny rubber baby for 95 cents" then a picture of it next to a coin, and a text from Dad saying "this little plastique l'enfants by the computer vexes and haunts me"

A dad says he walked through a dangerous neighborhood and met a pot head, their child reacts with concern, and the dad sends a picture of a wooden figure on someone's porch that has a pot on its head

mom asks, can you come out, and son replies, yeah give me a minute, i'm gay.

roses are red tony hawk is a skater, and then an auto reply of, i'm driving righ now, i'll get back to you later

my half brother is 6'3, and the reply is, imagine if he were a full brother

A person asks their spouse to get a card on their way home because their coworker's mom died, the spouse sends a photo of a card with a dog wearing a sombrero saying "adios," and the first person says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

avoacado on taost looks like a star wars character

A caption says "most guys ask for nudes, but my boyfriend" and then a screenshot of her telling him she's getting in the shower and he asks for a photo of her hair in a giant spike

The woman asks "we still on for tomorrow" and her fiance responds "for the wedding?"

i hate being this high why do i keep hearing footsteps, and the person replies, are you walking?

text asks person to pick them up because they're drunk, then says they don't have to anymore because they're home — the person replies "yes, I was aware of that after dropping you off at home"

person said they're taking an uber home and the friend reminds them they were drinking at their own house

your car is on fire, april foul

love you that's it send siri, send it siri are you on crack send the message to her

Someone sends a photo of a picnic they're having in a field, and their dad simply replies "significance?"

landlord allowing the cat because he looks polite

A long text chain with friends discussing getting a shared cat named Fat Bastard in order to solve a mouse problem

The first person in the group chat tries to tell everyone they're getting a root canal, but they type toot canal, and the whole family tells jokes about how much their butt will hurt after their toot canal

Someone says "you cheated on your girlfriend with me" and they reply "Kobe died, you have to understand"

the nail technician responds to a client pretending he died

text saying Miley and the other Stewarts are committing identity fraud because Hannah Montana has a driver's license which means she has a social security and proof of address for Hannah who is not a real person

text from Jesse: "If I was cloned I think I would probably kick my own ass….like idk I was just thinking abt it and I'm like 100% sure I'd kick my ass. I know all my own weaknesses I could fight…"

text from Greg: "I know I'm a horrible roommate/part of why you can't trust men but it's 5am and you've been playing Mariah Carey for 3 hours and I'm going…"

The person's S.O. breaks up with them over text with Echo, so they keep being sent the text "I think we should see other people" over and over again