🎶 I do n’t know about YOU ! But I ’m feel thirty - foOoOoOour 🎶

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR SWIFT! IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! And I KNOW your birthday is really important to you because you have essentially turned the number 13 into your brand!

You are officially 34, girl. How does it feel? As a teeny, tiny, baby 27-year old (I imagine you wrote the line, “sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby” about 27-year olds), you are making me… dare I say, excited about entering my 30s!

Looking back on your rather iconic last year, I can’t help but wonder what could possibly be next. I mean, you embarked on the cultural phenomenon that IS “The Eras Tour”. Thehighest-grossing tour of all timeand the first tour to surpass $1 billion dollars in revenue?!? SUPA-STAR BEHAVIOUR!

Anyways, after several months of non-stop touring the United States, you took a brief break and started attending some events at the National Football League… 🤭 And they all happened to be football games for one team in particular…. The Kansas City Chiefs! 🤭 🤭 🤭 (Picture me full squealing as I sit on the edge of my bed as if we’re gossiping about our crushes at a 7th grade sleepover).

That’s what I’d call a SLAY of a year. And let me just say, it has been so fun and inspiring to watch you “Be-Jewelled” this past year. I hope today you’re looking back on it with a lot of pride and hopefully warm, fuzzy feelings.

All I know is that I’m EXCITED for your 34th year, whatever that may be. What if I take some general guesses and you can just silently confirm or deny them? Okay:

1.TheReputation(Taylor’s Version)re-release sometime in January!? (crossing fingers, manifesting, manifesting).

2.Closing “The Eras Tour” in Vancouver, Canada in December 2024? OR, better yet, closing “The Eras Tour” in Los Angeles, California on your NEXT birthday, December 13th, 2024….?

IDK but that seems like something you would do . let in it ! 🤭

3.Potentially, send me (Ivana Peloza, devotedSwiftieand freelance BuzzFeed writer) tickets to the aforementioned Vancouver stop of “The Eras Tour” on any of the following tour dates: December 6th, 7th or 8th of the year 2024?

4.Perhaps, will we learn more about your plan to turnAll Too Well: The Short Filminto a feature? Is 34 the age that you will begin your quest to achieve the “O” in your inevitable EGOT?

5.Will you PLEAAASE go to theMet Galawith Travis? Pleeaase?! The way you and him are so tall…. two beautiful trees…. so tall and stunning, side by side. C’mon, give the Swifties something to live for on Met Monday!

6.Will you rest? Babe, I hope so. Because sometimes I worry about you! This year with you, it’s been like: stadium tour performance, another stadium tour performance, dinner with Travis, dinner with Selena, stadium tour performance, back to Kansas City, now you’re inNew YorkCity with the girls, back to dinner with Selena, NFL football game, another stadium tour performance, it’s all been less than 48 hours, etc.

I go for , more than any other guess , that I ’m right-hand about there being lots of time for rest in your year ahead . Rest and self - care and a squeamish , hearty field glass of red wine - because you really deserve it !

And if that’s laughable, considering you’re probably only just getting started, I hope at least today you’re feeling extra pampered and full of love, delicious foods, and LOTS of wine.

I think I speak for many Swifties when I say, we can’t wait to see how this new “era” unfolds for you. And we’ll be watching along, on the sidelines (or in the nosebleeds, if we must) - cheering you on FOREVER!

Happy birthday, Taylor Alison Swift! We love you. 🫶 🫶 🫶

To the tune of “22”… I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’M FEELING THIRTY-FOOUUUR. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF, WE JUST DRINK SOME MOOORE. YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME. BUT I HOPE YOU’D WANT TOOOOO. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF, WE JUST KEEP DANCING LIKE WE’RE, THIRTY-FOoOooOOoUR. THIRTY-FOUR!

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Taylor Swift blows out birthday cake full of candles.

Taylor Swift walks into a building wearing a long, black fur coat.

Taylor Swift wears a glittering body suit and knee-high boots as she poses with her arm up, flexing her biceps.

Travis Kelce on the NFL field wearing Kansas City Chiefs uniform.

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Taylor Swift scrunches up her nose and smiles

Taylor Swift performs with a green guitar on the Reputation Stadium Tour.

Taylor Swift holds up crossed fingers with a stressed look on her face.

Taylor Swift wears a gold dress on the TIFF red carpet.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce walk side by side holding hands, smiling.

Taylor Swift sits with legs crossed and cheers' a glass of white wine.

Taylor Swift points to a "13" on her hand and says "It's my lucky number."

Taylor Swift and Brittney Mahomes cheer excitedly.

Taylor Swift says "Thank you for everything."