I had to let in the Taylor Swift pumpkin because I have been recollect about it every day .
Hello and happy Monday, my dear readers, and welcome to the weekly post where I curate internet fails for your reading pleasure. I hope you adore them. Enjoy!
1.This cinema mishap:
witness this particular scenery in the celluloid where a man a few seats down really break wind in terror , which deflower the film for my friend & I who basically wept with silent laugh for the rest of ithttps://t.co/2kpC54irfk
2.This call-out of all of us:
for you it ’s halloweekend . for me it ’s 5 days straight of me wish and commenting on everyones instagram story after 2 drinks
3.Getting your joke shot down by a toddler:
Really eat shit saying “ I did n’t know we had a new puppy in the edifice ! ” to my neighbour ’s toddler who was dress up like a Dalmatian . Not even a grin from the Kyd . harsh .
4.This steak soap:
This bet like a screenshot from a ps5 plot in a way I ca n’t fully articulatehttps://t.co/76hOLKtV5n
5….Ouch. What a weirdo:
Was at a show last night hear to a divorced dad try his absolute hardest to rizz up the two college freshmen in front of us and then devastatingly fumble it by refer how he study his preadolescent daughter to Taylor Dean Swift
6.What happens when you have a “golden retriever boyfriend”:
the barista throw my bf a pup cupful unpromptedpic.twitter.com/YRTIzItVty
7.This husband-playdate-gone-wrong:
on a regular basis haunt by my own hubris - tried to set my bf up on a playdate with my coworkers husband because they both “ really like bikes . ” Anyways , it turns out her husband was in the Tour De France
8.This:
i got wrongfully put on birth ascendence when i was a stripling and for the 3 months i was on it i was attracted to Lin Manuel Miranda
9.This because what exactly went on here???
i ’m so athirst i could n’t waitpic.twitter.com/bcxiwgIddz
10.Also, this cursed invention:
run out of shot looking glass for my jello shotspic.twitter.com/AXLniqCVnv
11.This (so real of her):
inebriated texted the al-Qur’an club group chatpic.twitter.com/Q6VUcKmgj3
12.Mental is hocus health not pocus:
just a quick reminder that genial is hocus wellness not pocuspic.twitter.com/svLz73gT5b
13.This, because it’s also how I fill out my to-do lists, and I fail to complete them every time:
to do lists are so fun . it ’s just “ drink water ” and “ take ” followed by a list of everything i ’ve ever want to achieve since i was 7
14.This horrible sentence:
they should invent beer with flesh
15.This mis-identification:
Woman in the row behind me at KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON very confidently bend to her friend during the Scorsese cameo and said " Oh my God , that ’s Al Pacino "
16.And finally, this pumpkin:
the 399 pound taylor swift autumn pumpkin has not left my psyche since i saw it this morningpic.twitter.com/SB84S9QhS7
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