" That man who ’s doing picture shit on Instagram will not furnish for you . "
September’s already over so, of course, it’s time to look at the funniest tweets of the month!
And follow the explanation that made you express mirth , so your Twitter timeline will be even better !
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craving a three finger combo & i ai n’t babble about canes
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a hot new bombshell has entered the villahttps://t.co/Y3rY9sD0Ca
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state him to be fr when he ’s let the cat out of the bag to me.pic.twitter.com/x3cErLCnbD
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Hit the wax penitentiary too hard now I ’m looking like this bitchpic.twitter.com/5tnJEuU4IE
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Sometimes when ppl are like can you think I feel this man of furniture on THE STREET ? ! It ’s like :/ yes
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male child math : gentleman’s gentleman who struggles to please one girlfriend want threesome
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i was wondering why my alarm did n’t go off after a drunk Nox out 🤦 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / wpVzHESa4R
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now that my grandpa is dead i can be gaypic.twitter.com/kxLMUhTvEP
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conk out the immersive phishing test bc it used a fake link for “ office collation preferences”pic.twitter.com/QYPCoUmeYO
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I ’d abuse the fuck out of a Ph.D. I ’d just start making up shit
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not even gon na lie down , sometimes it ’s playfulness to hang out with the girlies and fail the bechdel exam
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i be so faux at peace LMFAOOOO i m still a lil mussy bitch
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Her man getting nab and she waiting for her round girl LEAVEpic.twitter.com/b9pHawBJCo
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shaved my bush now my pantie baggy ! ! ! ! 😭 😒
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I never stop imagine about thispic.twitter.com/rZoYypECQk
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that man who ’s doing photo dumps on instagram will not provide for you
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pic.twitter.com/SClCA5cSZP
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i take this shit seriouspic.twitter.com/fhNo2RDXvs
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PSA : y all pls stop fart behind the dj booth . Imagine if the random IT guy in your work building walked into your office n allow a brassy moisture smelly fart tide rip in your cubicle in the heart of your shift ; This is how it feel when y’ all fart in the John Wilkes Booth .
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https://t.co/uC8BDQHSIupic.twitter.com/Jat0uTLHiC
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hey i have great news i called the shelter and they ’re cast you down today
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it feels so scary … acquire old.pic.twitter.com/2EisEbalpG
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Boy mathematics is expecting your girl to do 100 % of the menage chores and you pay 50 % of the tear .
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i conceive white people should wish less about having swag . that s not for u. try for spunk or moxie
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- touching his receding hairline * who did this to u
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i break down there and everyone knew youpic.twitter.com/gGSvzDaE3c
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My buddy who work at Area 51 said spongebob is real and they test medicine on him
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everything is $ 15 . it used to be $ 10 but we skip $ 12 and go directly to 15 . it is n’t right
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10 year old me was so gagged see Beyoncé get down like this fidhdhdpic.twitter.com/ZWo3NXBa6B
30.
the first bowling ball of cereal makes you want a 2nd but the 2nd makes you wish you arrest at the first
31.
in my first uber pocket billiards and we ’re about to pick up the second rider omgpic.twitter.com/UQQxViYUI5
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“ teen young woman in her 20 ” is to gen z as “ adulting is knockout ” is to millennials
33.
every year the VMAs are like “ Pucci Squirt has just hit the violent carpet with their girl Penelope Meningitis . Squirt is appoint for 17 VMAs tonight ”
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People rly do n’t know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree
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i ’m losing my brain i ca n’t cease determine thispic.twitter.com/kVsXik35sC
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desperately adjudicate to cancel the nightclub stump off my hand before oeuvre got me feeling like thispic.twitter.com/R8eQ93LttL
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Damn i ca n’t help the disk jockey with his equipment????https://t.co / nq8Udkprdz
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she would really serve these quiet luxuriousness , equestrian off - season , moneyed prep school with a hint of skank ensembles just to get trail through abandoned warehouse by a bitch in a hoodiehttps://t.co/zT2wE3By7y
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i feel like disney XD was create entirely as an endeavor to weed out the homosexual
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I just know she does n’t fuck around when it fare to kohls cashpic.twitter.com/vCIbVYXgJ8
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spoke up for myself at the nail beauty parlour today!!pic.twitter.com / S7DWGvsXMj
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Me : I ’m a writerThem : so you write?Me : lease ’s not get bear away
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“ REPRESENTATIVE ! ” https://t.co/7zOwRYJVZ1pic.twitter.com/vBXmpJk6dd
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Why must a movie be “ in effect ” ? Is it not enough to model somewhere dark and see a beautiful facial expression , Brobdingnagian ?
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Whew Lawd , if D.A.R.E. could see us now 😮 💨 🤭
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Only thing a 26 yr old man can do for you is turn 27https://t.co/ktMGB1eOZa
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Went on a date with a guy and he tweeted “ I love my humanity a piffling ugly ” rightfulness afterpic.twitter.com/6LvuouwWjp
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fem top be like “ yeah you like that you little collapse ? ”
49.
The air was crisp this morning , i can start play " Silent Night " ?
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WHATSGSGSHHSBSHSHSGSGZBSBSNSBDpic.twitter.com/iJ9HCOvIxy
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baby do you think back our first ever bit together
