" Homecoming math : It ’s 60 academic degree , but you make ta factor in in the pot likker , the little flake of sunlight , and being in a crowd of sinister folks , so it ’s really 72 degrees . "
If you’re not on Black Twitter, you’re 100% missing out on the funniest side of the internet. It’s Monday, so we’re back with another roundup of the most hilarious, creative, and out-of-pocket Black Twitter tweets. So, let’s get into the laughs:
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“ Jada Pinkett Smith reveals in new interview that … ”me : pic.twitter.com / R4HdGhHx9y
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a sexy Steve Harvey??https://t.co / WnRYoO1fL6
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Tell him to spell Prestidigitation real speedy so we sure he ’s yours.https://t.co/t2kAAbGZzi
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Denim Tears done dispatch the streets harder than crock up in the 80spic.twitter.com/UjtjfRdzJ5
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Brah risible Marco funny as screwing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ✌ 🏽pic.twitter.com / e6JASFZvJ2
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Homecoming math : it ’s 60 degree but you got ta factor in the liquor , the picayune bit of sun , and being in a crowd of inglorious folk so it ’s really 72 point
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Her man is Cedric the entertainerhttps://t.co/8TX117j7qT
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Alessia Cara : https://t.co / swHWq66IAK
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lady in the gymnasium : “ i can borrow you correct quick!”me : sureher : * stands me in front of her customer , spins me around * “ you see how his waist go in ? he ’s lean”me : pic.twitter.com / r0UHI6voS5
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Sir Savage the twenty-first 🇬 🇧 pic.twitter.com/krRS3gMETi
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If my man haircut $ 40 , i m sending him $ 41 , so he can stop & get him a lil dollar margarita from applebees otw home .
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Beyoncé really move outdoors for Taylor , like y all know that lady do n’t will her sign unless it ’s for a impediment . But Taylor is really her place girl and she had to bolt down out for her 😩 😭
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did u see ? beyoncé jokingly throw off Zea mays everta on the trading floor and then , out of respect for theater staff , willed it back into her hired hand . that ’s powerhttps://t.co/QJt5SaIOHV
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My infant made me an imaginary pizza pie . I started wipe out it saying “ mmmm it ’s so good . ”She said , “ You did n’t take it out the box”pic.twitter.com/I9pKRJd0mP
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everydaypic.twitter.com/mEz8pw3ehb
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i ’m so glad i was born in this genesis cuz imagine having to utilize a fucking map to go to popeyes …
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A photo of me detain out of Will and Jada ’s marriagepic.twitter.com/SO4ePbcWQ2
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I got a department at Applebees this weekend hmu
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Y’all been at Applebees show out this month g 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/0TIHYn1lEX
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" Ah the testicle 🤦 🏾 ♂ ️ 🏃 🏾 ♂ ️"https://t.co / ot3gOGiCxt
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i m on the string ( i have on a beyoncé shirt ) and this lady friend with a Deems Taylor shirt on keep staring at me .. pic.twitter.com / QY85aZeJQZ