" My cousin-german announced he was a loup-garou . "

Recently, Reddit useru/badshark1352asked the good people ofr/AskReddit, “What is today’s juicy Thanksgiving drama?”. So we thought we’d share the most-upvoted responses:

1.“Well, my ex-wife called me. She asked if she could talk to me about something.”

" One of her virile coworkers was on a dating situation and watch my girl ’s profile .

I did n’t know and later today I had to have a conversation with her and have her know I have screenshots . She is now my ex-husband - girlfriend .

The kicker ? I caught my ex - married woman ( of just over 20 years ) chouse the mean solar day after Thanksgiving last class .

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I detest this holiday . "

— u / DosTruth

2.“My kid told her cousin Santa wasn’t real. All hell has broken loose.”

— uranium / icehouseyo

3.“My dog rolled around in raw sewage that had leaked from my wife’s aunt’s septic tank.”

— u / EndoShota

4.“The current argument is my sister-in-law arguing with my brother about the proper way to measure screen size.”

" He ’s right — you measure diagonally . But I am staying out of this . "

— u / FalseAesop

5.“My relatives are arguing over my great aunt’s estate.”

" I could n’t care less , but everyone else is fighting with the family penis who served as the executor of the estate .

My grandma is also being scammed by someone she thinks is an ground forces general . She is constantly fighting with my aunts and uncles about whether or not he ’s actual , and why it ’s okay to send him a G at a sentence when she has it .

I stayed out from that heap this year . "

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— u / Project_Red_Fall

6.“My partner’s aunt made a huge stink that the cranberry sauce had to be this specific kind from a can.”

" And no , it could n’t be that same marque of cranberry sauce that had already been purchased , because said can had actual fruit in it . My partner ’s pappa had to hurry to the grocery store to buy the ' right ' one .

Only after the repast was over did anyone notice that neither cranberry sauce had actually been put out for dinner party . "

— u / falsesleep

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7.“We had planned to have my mother, my brother, and his wife over for dinner with my family. It’s our first Thanksgiving in our new house.”

" My brother ’s house is tiny ( it ’s got no dining room , and only has one couch ) , and we are a family of five , so ca n’t all match there . My female parent is a hoarder and there ’s no post to even model in her house .

My blood brother adjudicate last mo that he could n’t leave his house for the holidays , and his wife stayed with him . My mother decided to go to their home instead of ours . I have spent a ton on food for thought , my wife spent the last two days falsify and I expend days cleaning . Now I have a short ton of solid food and I am left with the realisation I am only good to fix all the hooey that breaks around their houses . "

— uracil / Gostaverling

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8.“The dog jumped on the table and ate a turkey leg.”

" Update : she jumped up again and lap the butter . Dachshunds are sneaky when the great unwashed do n’t force in their chairs . "

— u / haraldyo

9.“My dogs tried to fight the neighbour’s horse.”

— atomic number 92 / jwg020

10.“My cousin was recently converted into being a flat Earther and wanted to argue with people.”

— u / Clint - VVestwood

11.“My tablecloth is ugly… according to my aunt.”

— u / idiotsluggage

12.“My sister-in-law revealed to her ultra-conservative Christian parents that she’s part of a throuple less than six months after she separated from her husband.”

" My married woman and I are sitting back and view the drama unfold . "

— u / acheron53

13.“I found out those mashed potatoes my uncle had been making by hand all these years are actually store-bought.”

— u/30percent_Taco_Bell

14.“My cousin announced he was a werewolf.”

" Like full - on wolfman gloves and all . No joke . "

— u / Own - Swimming9448

15.“My whole family decided to go on vacation for Thanksgiving. They neglected to tell me until yesterday.”

" They were like , ' oh hey . we ’re going to New Orleans , and your sis and her family are going to Disney ' . Which entail you get to spend Thanksgiving alone . Oh , I ’m so blame … "

— u / Content_Pool_1391

" Have you get down making booby trap for the inevitable home invaders ? "

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— uracil / Yes_Anderson

16.“My step-daughter announced that her baby will be named Dexter.”

" FFS . "

— u / CarlSpencer

17.“My mom’s friend, who I can’t stand, said that her ‘sheepadoodle’ went through “an existential crisis over not being human” and so had to be put on meds.”

" I am not tolerate to point out the absolute betise of this statement . "

— u / Redqueenhypo

18.“My uncle lit his deck on fire at about 11:30…”

— u / badshark1352

19.“I found out my former stepmother is in jail on a murder charge.”

" Let ’s just say I ’m thankful she s no longer in my life-time . Between this and my baby ’s cult Christian church that ostracise the ' Cha Cha Slide ' , I feel like I should spell a memoir . "

— uracil / shuppet444

Shout out tou/badshark1352andr/AskRedditfor having this discussion.

Note : submission have been edit for length and/or clarity .

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