" My cousin-german announced he was a loup-garou . "
Recently, Reddit useru/badshark1352asked the good people ofr/AskReddit, “What is today’s juicy Thanksgiving drama?”. So we thought we’d share the most-upvoted responses:
1.“Well, my ex-wife called me. She asked if she could talk to me about something.”
" One of her virile coworkers was on a dating situation and watch my girl ’s profile .
I did n’t know and later today I had to have a conversation with her and have her know I have screenshots . She is now my ex-husband - girlfriend .
The kicker ? I caught my ex - married woman ( of just over 20 years ) chouse the mean solar day after Thanksgiving last class .
I detest this holiday . "
— u / DosTruth
2.“My kid told her cousin Santa wasn’t real. All hell has broken loose.”
— uranium / icehouseyo
3.“My dog rolled around in raw sewage that had leaked from my wife’s aunt’s septic tank.”
— u / EndoShota
4.“The current argument is my sister-in-law arguing with my brother about the proper way to measure screen size.”
" He ’s right — you measure diagonally . But I am staying out of this . "
— u / FalseAesop
5.“My relatives are arguing over my great aunt’s estate.”
" I could n’t care less , but everyone else is fighting with the family penis who served as the executor of the estate .
My grandma is also being scammed by someone she thinks is an ground forces general . She is constantly fighting with my aunts and uncles about whether or not he ’s actual , and why it ’s okay to send him a G at a sentence when she has it .
I stayed out from that heap this year . "
— u / Project_Red_Fall
6.“My partner’s aunt made a huge stink that the cranberry sauce had to be this specific kind from a can.”
" And no , it could n’t be that same marque of cranberry sauce that had already been purchased , because said can had actual fruit in it . My partner ’s pappa had to hurry to the grocery store to buy the ' right ' one .
Only after the repast was over did anyone notice that neither cranberry sauce had actually been put out for dinner party . "
— u / falsesleep
7.“We had planned to have my mother, my brother, and his wife over for dinner with my family. It’s our first Thanksgiving in our new house.”
" My brother ’s house is tiny ( it ’s got no dining room , and only has one couch ) , and we are a family of five , so ca n’t all match there . My female parent is a hoarder and there ’s no post to even model in her house .
My blood brother adjudicate last mo that he could n’t leave his house for the holidays , and his wife stayed with him . My mother decided to go to their home instead of ours . I have spent a ton on food for thought , my wife spent the last two days falsify and I expend days cleaning . Now I have a short ton of solid food and I am left with the realisation I am only good to fix all the hooey that breaks around their houses . "
— uracil / Gostaverling
8.“The dog jumped on the table and ate a turkey leg.”
" Update : she jumped up again and lap the butter . Dachshunds are sneaky when the great unwashed do n’t force in their chairs . "
— u / haraldyo
9.“My dogs tried to fight the neighbour’s horse.”
— atomic number 92 / jwg020
10.“My cousin was recently converted into being a flat Earther and wanted to argue with people.”
— u / Clint - VVestwood
11.“My tablecloth is ugly… according to my aunt.”
— u / idiotsluggage
12.“My sister-in-law revealed to her ultra-conservative Christian parents that she’s part of a throuple less than six months after she separated from her husband.”
" My married woman and I are sitting back and view the drama unfold . "
— u / acheron53
13.“I found out those mashed potatoes my uncle had been making by hand all these years are actually store-bought.”
— u/30percent_Taco_Bell
14.“My cousin announced he was a werewolf.”
" Like full - on wolfman gloves and all . No joke . "
— u / Own - Swimming9448
15.“My whole family decided to go on vacation for Thanksgiving. They neglected to tell me until yesterday.”
" They were like , ' oh hey . we ’re going to New Orleans , and your sis and her family are going to Disney ' . Which entail you get to spend Thanksgiving alone . Oh , I ’m so blame … "
— u / Content_Pool_1391
" Have you get down making booby trap for the inevitable home invaders ? "
— uracil / Yes_Anderson
16.“My step-daughter announced that her baby will be named Dexter.”
" FFS . "
— u / CarlSpencer
17.“My mom’s friend, who I can’t stand, said that her ‘sheepadoodle’ went through “an existential crisis over not being human” and so had to be put on meds.”
" I am not tolerate to point out the absolute betise of this statement . "
— u / Redqueenhypo
18.“My uncle lit his deck on fire at about 11:30…”
— u / badshark1352
19.“I found out my former stepmother is in jail on a murder charge.”
" Let ’s just say I ’m thankful she s no longer in my life-time . Between this and my baby ’s cult Christian church that ostracise the ' Cha Cha Slide ' , I feel like I should spell a memoir . "
— uracil / shuppet444
Shout out tou/badshark1352andr/AskRedditfor having this discussion.
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