" Thanksgiving is next workweek , but George Santos is getting carved up today . "
Yes, November is over, but the political humor that came out of last month will live on forever! I scrolled and scrolled my timeline to find these gems, so get ready to laugh out loud. Oh, and don’t forget the most important thing:
“ Get your Gyatt to the polls and Rizz up that Skibidi Ballot!”pic.twitter.com / BIOmTWzqRu
Now, let’s get into it:
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George Santos opening his wrapped : pic.twitter.com / USfkRkGI5c
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https://t.co/zOeE1Vq4pIpic.twitter.com/oxAbv0YTtn
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We need to exclude down the kitchens of the Democratic Party until we can figure out what ’s going on.pic.twitter.com/wKikMBVehK
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no one : men in Congress , today , apparently : pic.twitter.com / iFvzx9Uhep
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when a witch cast a trance on me that whenever i say gravy i bristle out laughing and turn over into a set of handspic.twitter.com/xFFmbWmLXQ
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That cake look just like Americahttps://t.co/UIgwrZqgcI
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the G. Stanley Hall of congress todaypic.twitter.com/wo6CmFBico
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obama trying to decide if he should put up his wrapped first or kissinger tribute rn
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welcome mr henry kissingerpic.twitter.com/f5AZzN7U2q
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The last thing Henry Kissinger sawhttps://t.co/JRerdZCAZwpic.twitter.com/P2iftMwvlr
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George Santos using $ 25,000 in crusade funds to pay for random OnlyFans accounts and bribe an Hermes bag for himself is unfortunately passing iconichttps://t.co/xoNgLEmOSApic.twitter.com/dDeMhvqhOJ
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me if I ’d just spent $ 25,000 on Only Fans , Botox , and an Hermès bagpic.twitter.com/frBUzqn7x1
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Thanksgiving Day is next hebdomad , but George Santos is getting carved up today .
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George Santos excuse the OnlyFans charges on his run quotation cardpic.twitter.com/In37gbkULh
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" My acquaintance over there thinks you ’re cute"the friend : pic.twitter.com / Dbfhhg6GuT
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Santos : https://t.co / KZVbJjy7qJpic.twitter.com / oByLqnPRw2
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my favorite thanksgiving posts are from politicians who station the most make love up search food everhttps://t.co/62TdqfzQJq
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So , the GOP walked out in a huff because the Senate judiciary committee authorized subpoenas of their shekels dada .
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Me when my heels are belt down me.pic.twitter.com/GsNVh4BuoV
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He ’s gon na be on Dancing with the Starshttps://t.co/0ngqMzLTCl
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Them : Do n’t talk about gerrymandering during ThanksgivingMe : pic.twitter.com/5ZRSVywfbD
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I share a Botox lady with George Santos ☠ ️https://t.co / QMMc3hQsWS
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This 15 - understructure - high balloon of George Santos was seen tumbling around Capitol Hill forward of the likely third vote by the House to rout out him . It was paid for by@MoveOn . 🤣 🤣 pic.twitter.com/3xnoWcM6lP
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Americans post - Dobbs in August ' 22 , November ' 22 , April ' 23 , November ' 23 : pic.twitter.com / rSGPx0PerP
26.And finally,
Happy tertiary anniversary to the funniest thing that take place in the history of everpic.twitter.com/03UilFpFHS
