Imagine share-out popcorn with a bottom bug at the next movie premiere .
In itchy news, Paris is facing an infestation of bed bugs. According toNBC News, the blood-sucking crawlers have been seen on high-speed trains, in movie theaters, airports, and more.
Bedbugs have take over Paris and have overrun blank space like the metro , movie theaters , and the aerodrome . Paris ’ deputy city manager warns:“no one is safe.”pic.twitter.com/YTdtI35kqP
In fact, astudyconducted between 2017 and 2022 found that 11% of French households were infested, and this number appears to be on therise.
It’s apparently so bad that officials haveraised concernover the 2024 Olympics, which are meant to be held inFrancenext year.
Now, as you can imagine, hearing that a city is being taken over by insects that canlay five to seven eggs per day during their peakis nightmare inducing. And for Americans who were once excited to see their favorite celebs stun at Paris Fashion Week… well, now they’re a bit concerned about bugs potentially stowing away in their luggage.
be careful kelly they got bed bugshttps://t.co/zOEmZFZI5u
So, when faced with a new, kinda gross reality, Americans did what Americans do best. They decided to joke about the situation (because we can’t take anything seriously, and I love that we’d rather laugh than cry). Here’s some of the best knee-slappers:
emily , get OUThttps://t.co/8xEogpfzDZ
Collegues : Lets go to Paris for our vacationMe : pic.twitter.com/lIuQvvWxty
During Paris fashion week 😬 pic.twitter.com / niw5bMoY36
The Bedbugs coming down for their continental breakfastpic.twitter.com/W0hyiknKuF
the bed bug next month after they ’re done terrorizing parishttps://t.co/8LDxxm7uwVpic.twitter.com/jetZAiKbdg
Bedbugs broke me . They stole 8 months of my lifespan . I could n’t slumber because I was so paranoid about being seize with teeth . The bite would itch for weeks , and even after they healed I had phantom itching . 👇 🏽 🧵
the bed bug in paris finding out they get a free beyonce concert in cinemaspic.twitter.com/7MdUsmgOzu
Bed hemipteran in Paris , severe implosion therapy in New York , 26 degree weather in October in the yewkay , God is telling us something
Slayed so hard that all of the Paris Cimex lectularius were see deadpic.twitter.com/Mj2MUcjb9u
all then celebrities at paris fashion workweek are about to bring those Gallic bedbug home with them , brace yourself new york
seam bugs rampant in Paris and they are host the Olympics next summertime a messpic.twitter.com/XUeC2wSuoG
