" Now you ’re having a cough and choking fit because your body block how to imbibe water system . "
As humans, we have a lot to thank our body for. However, sometimes it functions in ways that are just inconvenient…
So, whenu/jjjooo0-asked “what’s the most annoying thing the human body just kinda does randomly?” I knew I had to round up some of the best answers:
1.“My throat makes strange noises a lot, almost like when your stomach growls.”
2.“Finding the worst possible sleep position while you’re asleep.”
" I ’ve woken up with a pinched nerve that was then impossible to get free of , because everything irritated it . "
u / UStoAUambassador
" Nothing like injuring yourself while lie . "
u / jackof47trades
3.“Your own immune system attempting to kill you.”
u / SnooChipmunks126
" Allergies make no goddamn sense , ' this peanut you ingested seems middling genus Sus . Let ’s decease about it ' . "
u / itwastimeforarefresh
" Arthritis : your knee seem to be in risk , let me surround whatever it is in fluid . hold back ? Am I the job ? Probably just needs more mobile . "
u / Lady_Scruffington
4.“Water down the wrong pipe. Now you’re having a coughing and choking fit because your body forgot how to drink water.”
5.“When you’re tired until you get into your bed.”
u / Loafy - Bread
6.“Having an upset stomach but not being able to go to the toilet.”
u / Von_Blazen
7.“When only one nostril unclogs.”
u / Extreme_Eye_3198
" There ’s a sweet 60 second window in there where both sides are clear . It ’s glorious . "
atomic number 92 / OfficeChairHero
" Then you put down in bed star at the roof , wondering if you ’ll ever be intimate what it ’s like to breathe through your nose again . "
u / buckwheat16
8.“That sudden, random, sharp butthole pain.”
9.“When you feel like you’re falling or tripping while laying in bed.”
u/9outof10timesWrong
10.“Limbs that fall asleep easily, or easier than they should normally.”
u / Accomplished_Emu_658
" My right arm does this all the clip . It ’ll be fine for most of the Clarence Day , but then it ’ll have its moments where I just ca n’t hoist it past a certain tip . "
u / fernthefrog14
11.“Intense torso pain out of nowhere? Cool. Let’s just wait for that to stop.”
u / Not_Jim3
12.“Hiccups.”
13.“When it’s quiet at work and your stomach makes the gurgling noise.”
u / oft1234
" My IBS has embarrassed me so many times during work meeting . Everyone just looks over at me like , you ok ? "
u / NewYorkYurrrr
14.“Muscle cramps.”
" Completely unpredictable and horrifically painful . "
u / Casca_In_Red
" That feeling when you are stretching and you feel your calfskin brawniness commence to cramp and you know you are so fucked . "
u / infiniZii
15.“Random ‘glitches’ like a small spasm in your arm, fingers, or leg.”
u / tyroneoilman
" As I was read that my toe jerk . "
u / Recent - Project757
16.“Clicky jaw. My jaw has sometimes stuck open.”
17.“Randomly biting your tongue while eating.”
" I ’ve been using this tongue for my intact lifespan and my teeth well-nigh as long , and I still have n’t mastered the art of masticate . "
u / EaterOfFood
" And then waiting for theinevitable two more timesyou’ll bite your cheek or lip because after the first sentence it ’s vain . "
u / insertmadeupnamehere
18.“Those deep bone itches. Like no matter how hard you scratch your skin, it doesn’t scratch the itch.”
u / scatteredwardrobe
" I do n’t get these often , but when I do it ’s on my hand . The longest lasting urge ever . Insufferable . "
u / fuckiboy
19.“That twitch that your eye gets, it’s especially annoying if you’re mid conversation.”
20.“Tinnitus.”
" AKA : ' Eeeeeeeeeee ' . "
u / treylanford
21.“My skin blushes so easily.”
" Sad ? Red . Angry ? Red . activated ? Red . Scared ? Red . Drunk ? Especially red . "
u / fashion4words
" So literal . I either get super embarrassed or pretend like nothing is happening and make strong eye middleman as I sprain into a love apple . "
u / Last_One943
22.“When your nose profusely releases runny snot for days on end.”
u / redditgiveshemorroid
23.“When you’re walking and one of your knees just…gives out.”
H/T tou/jjjooo0-and AskReddit for having this discussion!
mention : All submissions have been cut for length and/or clarity .
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