" Grab your still - moist panty from the storey and use them to tie your hair back . This will show him that you ’re fun , everyday , and easy - exit . "
Recently, Reddit useru/Calm_Entrepreneur_83asked the good people ofr/popculturechat, “What is the worst sex advice you got from Cosmo?”. So, we thought we’d share some of the most, uh,interestinganswers:
1.“One time Cosmo told me to tap on the underside of his penis.”
" I started tapping one time during a BJ and he was like , ' what are you doing ? Are you tapping me ? ' "
— u / expialidocioussuper
" I hope you choose the humourous route and asked , ' Is this thing on ? ' "
— u / Alaska - TheCountry
2.“This one has haunted me since I read it.”
3.“This.”
4.“Not positive it was Cosmo, but ‘Release one bee in the room to create a sense of danger.'”
— u / Ok_Gate_9315
This was actually from satiric siteClickhole , not Cosmo . But it ’s still fairly odd .
5.“NO.”
6.“One issue told me to dump sand all over my floor and have sex on top of it to simulate a tropical getaway.”
— u / Ship_Negative
7.“I distinctly remember a tip to freeze grapes and give a BJ with frozen grapes in your mouth.”
" It sounds like a great way to literally choke . "
— atomic number 92 / gowherethetreesgo
8.“Really imagine this play-by-play in real life and how awkward it would be.”
9.“Not something I personally learned, but I read this one in a post a long time ago and it always makes me laugh.”
10.“Ladies — go all gecko on your man ✨”
11.“I think it was something about wrapping your hand in a fishnet stocking for a handjob…”
— u/00htina
12.“Not sure which magazine, but it was a ridiculously long list of non-bed places to have sex, and one was an empty bathtub.”
" Can you think how uncomfortable ? ! "
— u / februarypigs
13.“Dragging a fork across your partner’s skin as a part of foreplay.”
14.“Rug burn his dick.”
15.“Turn your vagina into a slot machine.”
16.“Let me just pull out my edible paint and get right on that.”
17.“YANKON HIS PUBES.”
— u / akahaus
Shout out tou/Calm_Entrepreneur_83andr/popculturechatfor having this discussion.
take note : Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity .
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