I ’ve never heard this many unbelievable stories in my living .

So what’s happening online these days, you ask? Two words: Susi. Pesto. When TikTok creator@susi.vidalposted her homemade pesto recipe, she probably didn’t expect thousands of people (including Hank Green) to stitch it with their wildest stories. But they did and for that sweet, sweet entertainment, we are grateful.

stitchwith @Susi no depot bou pesto , that ’s crazy 🤯 # storytime#susipesto#fyp#lifeontiktok#tiktokpartner#nanoinfluencer#changingmylife

stitchwith @Susi the day I found my name in a missing individual ’s ad I was at work . living is so crazy 😄 # pesto#adoption#storytime#NYC

Over on Instagram, Paris Hilton found herself defending her infant son from haters after posting an adorable photo of her new-mom life.Taking to her stories, she shared some thoughts on being in the public eye and shared her son is healthy and has a “big brain.”

And on Twitter, an old interview clip of a baby Justin Bieber is going viral for his mature handling of some tough questions in response to a Twitter trend of sharing your favorite interview clips. I kind of feel like he’s thinking “she should go and love herself” here.

the way 15 class old justin bieber politely ate her up 😭 pic.twitter.com/4yNq6xZGYGhttps://t.co/eNxhRXSwtY

This is so weird to expect back on bc I was a minor when Justin Bieber was a child but now looking at this as an grownup I ’m like … why did adults speak to a 15 yr honest-to-god like this 😭 https://t.co / D6PTF9AV90

And — just to bring it full circle — back on TikTok, we’re seeing a new trend emerge of revealing what you got your degree in and how you’ll use it…except it’s not what you think.

Long Distance Relationships ? You mean a bilateral agreement of romance and committment between two entities?#internationalrelations#LDR#diplomacy#politicalscience#fyp

Gottq do what you got ta do#university#degree

I want to enroll at Yale just to eat these pancakes.

Day in the life of a breakfast chef at Yale ! 🥞 🍳 🥓 🥣 🥐 🍓 # yale#breakfast#cheflife#collegelife#dininghall#unilife#yummy#behindthescenes

Twilightseason has begun, and I’m here for it.

it ’s that time of the yearpic.twitter.com/EMNDegYJIG

Britney’s memoir release is a day that will live in my mind forever.

Me : I CAN’T expect FOR TUESDAYHusband : Our 9 - year wedding anniversary!Me : … exactly.pic.twitter.com/XYgmkXB7Ew

Crochet animal balloons > balloon animal balloons.

adult female of many talents#crochetersoftiktok

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go dive intoThe Woman in Meand sip on some of that hot tea. Until next time!

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