" If God want bagels to be scoop , then they would already come that elbow room . "
A man has caused all hell to break loose over “scooped bagels.”
It all started when he shared a story about how stressful it is to order a bagel in New York compared to California.
Facts
He claims it’s super easy to get his scooped, gluten-free bagel in California, but inNew York, it’s a whole other story.
When he tried to get his scooped, gluten-free bagel in New York, the bagel-maker told him off.
“The guy just looks at me and goes, ‘I’m not scooping your fucking bagel, bro. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.'”
The video quickly spread to X, and now my entire timeline is involved in “scooped bagel” discourse.
new york involve to set off turning californians away at the border what the fuck is this shitpic.twitter.com/kZk2IyPY2 grand
But first, what are scooped bagels? Well, it’s basically a bagel without a soul.
As this person said, it’s essentially a “boneless bagel.”
Scooped bagels r so messed up like . Not a Boneless bagel … ..
People are fighting mad about it.
scooped bagel are the literal revulsion 🥯
And everyone has an opinion.
best bagels????pic.twitter.com/8HEhe05Ntw
“If God wanted bagels to be scooped, they would already come that way,” this person said.
If God want bagels to be scooped they would already come that waypic.twitter.com/aptkVXRqSA
“If you order scooped bagels, I don’t want to be your friend,” another said.
if you order scoop up bagel i do n’t want to be your friendhttps://t.co/p7tBvOW8Wk
“What are we doing to our beautiful queens,” this person pleaded.
I just learned about scooped bagel for the first time today . what are we doing to our beautiful fagot
People are quite literally changed after hearing this information.
i neglect the person i was before i pick up about take up bagels
Friendships are on the line.
whole bagels for my veridical friends , outflank bagels for my fake friends
Boycotts have been suggested.
we need to criminalise scooped bagelshttps://t.co/UvHepzxoMj
It’s bleak!
discovering what scooped beigel arepic.twitter.com/yYlPeoGCnf
Ultimately, I hope this is the last we hear about this bagel desecration.
I ’ve been eating bagels my entire life-time and never hear of a " scoop bagel " til today . What the fuck ?
I hope we can forget this whole thing even ever happened.
I wish I could go back to two days ago when I did n’t have sex people scooped bagels
