Only wife me up if you ’re all right with chicken nugget every night .

Without further ado, let’s see what happened this week on the world wide web! On Twitter, we saw the rise ofthe “POV: I’m your wife” memes, which features reasons people believe they should be wifed up and they range from delicious to…not so much.

POV : I ’m ur wifehttps://t.co/pYE9I4ekq8pic.twitter.com/nswvQjFB4X

POV I ’m your wifehttps://t.co/900xfAk2fJpic.twitter.com/VvcDkaXpsD

Meanwhile, on TikTok, everyone (including us) is obsessed withthis very confused kittythat’s practically scratching its head and going “HUH?!” People are popping him into just about any scenario, from berating ignorant boyfriends to taking accidental naps.

:( . . . .#fypfyp>#viralvideos#catssoftiktok#sillygirl4everrr#boyfriendgoals#girlfriends#silly#hamsters#Meme#MemeCut#Meme#MemeCut#Relationship#relationshipmemes#boyfriend#girlfriend#meme2d

experience like sht always#MemeCut#Meme#fyppppppppppppppppppppp#fyp#cat#catsoftiktok#real#capcut#huhcat#huh#viral#trending

Speaking of TikTok, did you know there’sa bracket filterthat basically puts your celeb crushes into a sexy showdown? That’s what people are using lately to reveal their taste in men vs. women — which turns out to be quite different sometimes.

i m straight but you get the level

And back to Twitter, a new form of flirting has emerged, but the jury’s out on whether it’ll actually work. But who doesn’t like to be called “handsome,” am I right?

Overintellectualizing emotion all by yourself handsome ?

letting it dawdle all by yourself big ?

Sing along with this croonin' pup.

Killing me softly with his howl#dogsoftiktok#centralpark#killingmesoftly

Make the haters mad (fall edition).

hater are insane that i have a pumpkin spiced candle and the pride and prejudice 1995 miniseries hold off for me at home

Vote on whether this ghost-fearing sister is TA or not.

And finally, appreciate this perfect Spongebob Squarepants x Kim Kardashian crossover.

Mr Krabs to plankton : https://t.co/04H0CG94i5

That’s all for this week. I’m signing off from my medium screen (laptop) to stare at my little screen (phone) while my big screen (TV) blares in the background. Bye!

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