Note to self : do n’t explore spiders .
Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, where we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments that are buzzing around in your phone.
First things first,theMadame Webtraileris finally here and Twitter got stuck on one wild line in particular, turning the whole thing into a meme.
The first trailer for ‘ MADAME WEB ’ has been released . In dramaturgy on February 14.pic.twitter.com/7U9ys3MVsQ
People threw it into existing meme formats, including Dakota Johnson’s iconic “Ellen” appearance.
he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was search spiders right before she diedpic.twitter.com/xJ4HSc1iXx
Needless to say, people had a lot of fun with the cringey dialogue.
In another sprightliness , I would have really liked … just being in the Amazon … with your mom … when she was researching spiders … justly before she diedpic.twitter.com/H5uTqdOHpg
But Twitter wasn’t done there. No, they also had todig up old Travis Kelce (Taylor Swift’s new boo) tweets, but don’t worry! They were surprisingly unproblematic.
taylor swift in 2011 : from when your brooklyn die my skin and bones i ’m a soldier who ’s retrovert half her weight , and did the twinned flame bruise paint you bluish ? just between us , did the love affair maim you too?travis kelce in 2011 : i just gave a squirle a peice of breadpic.twitter.com/VSqRoG2TcY
In fact, they were — dare I say — wholesome? And funny? And kind of made me love him more?
Up at Olive Garden with papa ! ! Had to catch the Fettucini with the Chicken Alfredo!!#shmackin
And another Twitter meme emerged this week: the not-yet-a-burger cow. Vegans, look away.
not yet a sirloinhttps://t.co/XIhtSbsfNU
People twisted the original post into a joke, offering everything from meaty promises to suggesting recipes. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cringe!
You ’re so much more , darling . You’re kpomo , leather , oxtail , peppersoup , nkwobi , suya … No Nigerien funeral is complete without you . You ’re not a hamburger love , you ’re more . Do n’t permit anyone say you you ’re a burger.https://t.co/ixWgyt5iXU
Meanwhile, on TikTok,another celeb got into hot waterafter participating in one of those “hey, random stranger, show me your apartment” videos.
@Deacon Location : West Greenwich Village Occuaption : student
The celeb: Reese Witherspoon’s son. The issue: Nepo baby syndrome.
And now (for a palate cleanser), we rounded up a few enjoyable things from around the internet, just for you.
Yearn: To be a rich dog staying at The Plaza hotel.
pail list staycation with Pearl was a dream 🎀 🤍
Put: Some respect on Stanley Tucci’s name!!!
stanley tucci is n’t sweating over a slew of al dente risotto on tiktok daily for thishttps://t.co/jtErlWx0nK
Wish: That you could make art like this.
this may just be my favorite creation yetpic.twitter.com/kY6YK6d3PI
Jam: Andre 3000’s new album (it’s not what you expect).
That’s all for this week! Be free and go forth to explore the deepest (and weirdest) corners of the internet this weekend. Enjoy!
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