I ’ll never look at lamps the same way again .
Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, where we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments that are buzzing around in your phone.
First up is a creepy Reddit story that, despite originally being posted years ago, is making the internet rounds again thanks to TikTok. It features a glitch in the matrix, a creepy lamp, and a plot worthy of a horror movie.
TikTok is now obsessed (videos with #thelampstoryhave amassed over 40 million views), with people recreating the spooky scenario.
15 years marry , get under one’s skin 4 small fry and making a living out of my hobby . abruptly that lamp looks awful flat.#pappasparlor#johankarlgren#pappasparlorcustom#thelamp#thelampstory#redditstories#reddit
And some are even pointing out their own “lamp moments.”
In funnier news, internet icon George Santos has officially been expelled from Congress andTwitter had the best reactions.
St. George santos leaving his office after being expelled because he was the most chaotic member of the housepic.twitter.com/Y0FPTAXqzc
Seriously, these tweets are almost as unhinged as Mr. Santos himself.
George Santos may have been expelled , but we should be mad about the guy rope running to interchange him . He ’s a doc , succeed Olympic gold in beach volleyball game , and he invented the cell phone . Introducing : Gorb Slamtospic.twitter.com/kjzU05iPix
Oh, and did we mention he’s now on Cameo?
" Botox keeps you young , fillers keeps you flump … If you have hater , that means you ’re doing something right girl ! " – George Santos on Cameo 💀 pic.twitter.com / Fb0GXikcgT
Meanwhile, a new Twitter meme has spawned from an Instagram video going viral on the platform, featuring an intense workout. But it seems like the internet has some jokes about just how not hard they think it looks.
getting eras go ticketshttps://t.co/dWtGnicZFt
This one is actually accurate.
getting out of bed when I ’m as close-fitting as a bug in a rug actuallyhttps://t.co/IWfIqhi8im
And lastly, a viral tweet prompting people to share their notes app secrets got a massive amount of responses, and some of them are truly wild, like these celebrity predictions.
https://t.co/OeelibxwlOpic.twitter.com/YLPolPXMu2
Or an honestly relatable thought…
https://t.co/iDgKFlfTa3pic.twitter.com/1youKGQf9i
Now for a palette cleanser! We rounded up some enjoyable things from around the internet to make you smile.
Appreciate: The ultimate kitchen utensil.
pic.twitter.com/JyuhVo7464
Beware: Of the dangers of midnight snacking this holiday season.
I just wanted to run through my midnight bite in peace#northernirishmum#midnightsnack
Feel: Nostalgic for her.
feel like shit just want her backpic.twitter.com/EjU2wIAs3F
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