" Your chance of being hound by a turkey are blue , but never zero . " — the National Park Service .
Twitter or X or whatever you want to call it has generally been a pretty dark place lately…
But that’s not entirely true!
I stumbled across theNational Park Service’s account, and it’s actually very, very funny.
Here are some of my favorite posts:
Feeling cute . May move across the room later.pic.twitter.com/nYTvI0S2iN
Your chances of being hunted by a joker are scummy , but never zero .
Happy#NationalFossilDay!pic.twitter.com / QvYvo1N43 G
As you walk down a trail , practice a stick to make first striking with potential webs , unless you favour using your face . Do what feels good .
Having Friend is cool , but have you ever cut everyone off and vanish for six months?Bear : Yes . Yes I have.pic.twitter.com/GDOuSLQEUn
Ever take a nap so good that you woke up and thought you missed workplace ? But it ’s Sunday . And you ’re an egret . pic.twitter.com/8RGqv3UIww
Ask us again.pic.twitter.com/5dzSlqN1Rj
Wildlife just wants to be left alone . Do n’t we all ?
possibly she ’s bear with it , maybe it ’s neighbelline.pic.twitter.com/RunWlNPEHs
“ Ai n’t nothin’ gon na to break my stride . Nobody gon na slow me down , oh no … ” 🐢 🎥 : Snapping turtle on the move at@PicturedRocksNLpic.twitter.com/w4m5nFtd1v
At first I was a tree , now I ’m petrified . call back all my wooden tintinnabulation had turned to stone inside . I will survive … I will survive ! 🎶 🎤 pic.twitter.com/jVSIxFE6rn
When you get out of the exhibitor and baby-sit on the bed essay to get yourself pump up to get dress and start your day.pic.twitter.com/1DJMt6wBAf
Take a picture show , it ’ll last longer .
Felt cute , might shoot blood out of oculus later…📸:@BandelierNPSpic.twitter.com/2V87tB1C6b
This ocean otter try it was Friday , which actually means nothing to the sea otter . 📸 : Sea otter at@KenaiFjordsNPS#FridayFeeling🦦pic.twitter.com / vCoc7HBf3n
One day you ’ll find someone obsessed with you . It ’s probably become to be a squirrel .
I throw my arms up in the melodic phrase sometimes … say ayeoh , I ’m a saguaro . 🌵 📸 : @SaguaroNPSpic.twitter.com/5VlANvS94 G
It ’s ok if you accrue aside sometimes . S’mores fall apart , and we still do it them .
“ I ’m grim Jack , there ’s just not enough room…”pic.twitter.com/fkUDe0dvJG
Why are salamander so happy?They rust whatever glitch them.pic.twitter.com/OOXMFqmPAG
Leaf . It ’s what ’s for dinner.📸:@RedwoodNPSpic.twitter.com/pu5tzj3Fev
NationalTrailsDaypic.twitter.com/1vQsOd6mne
If it runs into itself , game over.pic.twitter.com/AIKNTYJ7kr
Hike in groups . bear care to have selection
It ’s not the heat that gets you , it ’s the dinosaur . 🦖 pic.twitter.com/OcXRKtfmft
You love it ’s cold alfresco when you go outside and it ’s cold .
And lastly…
If you come across a bear , never push a dumb Quaker down … even if you feel the friendly relationship has run its course.
