I ’m going to be state " and seemingly ranch " for week at least … maybe for the rest of my life story .

Hello everybody, and welcome to the weekly post where I share funny fails from Twitter with you. My entire feed this week was taken up by Taylor Swift and WGA news (not fails!), but nevertheless, I persisted — and bravely waded through thousands of tweets from swifties and happy screenwriters to bring you…these. My fails. Please enjoy.

1.This lamppost design:

i see this lamp post and it look like a minion get into a thong idkpic.twitter.com/6QZBZpaPrw

2.This thrift store display:

I stopped by the parsimoniousness store down the street today and … pic.twitter.com / pH737GuPvH

3.The NYPD purportedly putting a menorah (and apples and honey) in their Yom Kippur post:

NYPD just deleted thispic.twitter.com/vP9ObAdsId

4.This amazing tweet. Me when I eat a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch:

🚨 | Taylor Swift was deplete a piece of wimp with ketchup and on the face of it ranch!pic.twitter.com / rpAOP2HFtT

And seemingly … ranchpic.twitter.com/7SyxjKqJ0 G

5.This really normal patient-dentist interaction:

when my dentist present me laughing accelerator for the first time i was so in high spirits i expend the appt thinking of how to impress her . the effective i could come up with was asking her “ do you see me as just a oral cavity and teeth or am i a person to you ? ” i was like this is so deep she ’s gon na freak out

6.The state of our education:

i knew college was a antic when i told a professor i could n’t give a textbook and they told me to donate blood plasma so i could buy it

7….The state of our education, part 2:

The state of the American pedagogy systempic.twitter.com/Xo1JWFTCd7

8.This???

I never stop thinking about thispic.twitter.com/rZoYypECQk

9.This, LOL, because I love that Kenneth Branagh is doing these movies, but I just read this book and then watched the movie, and I had NO idea why this was in there:

my favourite part about branagh ’s death on the Nile is that there is a full on , 15 hour , black and ashen bloodline story as to why Hercule Poirot has a moustachepic.twitter.com/jWVKykNh0 thousand

10.This very confusing but funny exchange:

what the fucking happen herehttps://t.co/DvOYMgj9Ljpic.twitter.com/9ur25GbvSe

11.French, as a language:

French mass unironically use " Zoomeur " and " Zoomeuse " for male and distaff zoomers

12.Google’s AI:

hope you ’re all ready for the AI dominated futurepic.twitter.com/v0GoAKLzY1

13.This amazing comment thread:

pic.twitter.com/6KEStWORPn

14.This stupid cat. Figure it out, cat!

pic.twitter.com/Ve2SyTxaTL

15.And finally, this DoorDash driver:

pic.twitter.com/j9eIrYwoN7