" i love when people are able to introduce me to their grandparents using their mad made - up name in a 100 % serious tone , ' this is peeps and lolly . ' " — @emilykmay

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to do lists are so fun . it ’s just “ wassail piddle ” and “ read ” postdate by a list of everything i ’ve ever wanted to achieve since i was 7

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my dog wo n’t stop eating bees . she ’s eat on like 5 bees . i m going to just let her deplete the bee . who cares . she is an imbecile creature

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Waking up in my 30spic.twitter.com/sxAZ2qTnXm

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the lord giveth ( my great dumbbell ) and the lord taketh aside ( my general mental wellness )

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What ’s the word for when you ’re fine but also so full of sadness and ache that u feel like you might explode but you ’re okay enough to show up for work but also you ’re dying ?

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I value perfume commercials being like we ca n’t show you a olfactory sensation judgement if we just go insane for 30 second base

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Last dark I was at a very fancy eatery and I watched a adult female nonchalantly take a sip of water out of a small vase of roses on the table . Her husband did n’t oppose at all . I can not stop thinking about it .

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i love when mass are able to introduce me to their grandparents using their insane made - up name in a 100 % serious whole step , “ this is peeps and lolly . ”

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The few solar day after Halloween are the better . Everything ’s on sale . I ’ve already eaten 11 costumes

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Losing it at this tweet being posted two hour in the first place than any word source I can find on thishttps://t.co/CgtkAvkLAR

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Someone farted next to me through my intact one hour yoga class today , during which the teacher asked us to " emit deep " while I was getting superpower - blasted by Ponytail Geoff ’s anal retentive rips . Pray 4 my soul . It is shattered .

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I had a rolling backpack in highschool . I issue forth in every morning looking like I was go through TSA .

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bill nye ’s full name is william new eld eve

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I ’m never more pestered at my shaver than when they ’re act exactly like me .

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I had to explain to a man that menses blood is n’t like just liquid blood and that it ’s more similar to a Venom type puppet

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My kid spend the night at his grandparents last night and I just notice out he had his grandmother fry chicken for him at 2 o’clock in the morn 😒

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build old nyc apartments like : “ so i was thinking the burning hot pipes could be expose ? haha yeah like not insulate at all . and possibly there could be one like right next to the rain shower ? yeah kinda like right where their bare ass is most likely to touch it ? perfect ”

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With friendship I have what I like to call “ outdoor cat attachment mode . ” Some weeks u will see me a long ton and other weeks u will not know if I ’m dead or animated but do n’t worry I still love uracil I will not blank out u

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Babe , what ’s wrong ? You ’ve barely touch on your rotisserie chicken flavour water enhancerpic.twitter.com/xTDwlLuZqY

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for some reason my hotel way has 2 crapper and i have been using them equally so neither one “ feels left out ” in fount you ’re wondering how i ’m doing

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I am 33 I went to a top school I beat cancer I have overcome countless hardships both personal and professional and once again I am institute to my knees by a mediocre human being snub my narration it ’s fourth dimension to learn an instrument again

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no noise november . everyone close up

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