I feel deplorable for whoever considers that plate of guts " dinner party . "
Welcome. I’m high off a weekend spent in Vermont, where I pretended I was inStars Hollowand watched falling leaves turn to the first snowfall. That being said, I’m glad there is still joy left as we enterstick season, which includes thesesilly little tweetsI scrolled on by while making my spooktacular weekend drive. Enjoy and stay safe.
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When my dog went blind , I did n’t realize one of the tough parts would be losing him inside the house . We keep find him in weird post that he would never have gone before — under bookcase , squish between a threshold and the rampart . Anyway here he is in a cabinetpic.twitter.com/Y3hwl2DBoR
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did she make ithttps://t.co/YZt1m36Tht
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i ordered an uber * pet * today for my cat ( who is in a carrier ) and when he arrive , i opened the door & he went “ could you put her in the back ? ” ( it was a 2 seater ) so i was like “ … the back ? like the trunk ? ” & he was like “ yes ” & i was like “ cancel the ride ” and shut the door
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i drop off the autumn pumpkin cutting contest which is insanepic.twitter.com/Qh28GsezLb
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Are you a Siberian huskyhttps://t.co/Kr6RGszKjU
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I ’ll never indicate with a man with big chocolate-brown eye . Whatever you say cutie patootie beautiful pookum butterflower darling Inner Light of my biography gorgeous honey bun baby girl
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$ 600 vet sojourn for to find out the guy is weighty and has anxietypic.twitter.com/HEkc0RCuTU
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Feeling cunning . May move across the room later.pic.twitter.com/nYTvI0S2iN
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Mr Krabs to plankton : https://t.co/04H0CG94i5
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College couple currently break up next to me at the bar:“I recollect you just necessitate , like , a cutie granola girl . Like , a sweet little epicene artist with mommy problems . And that ’s just not me ! So I cerebrate we need to just be grateful for this for what it was . ”
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the dog depend at you and enquire the same thinghttps://t.co/JTxdEkbgJD
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y’ all means too comfortable with learn pictures of strangers.https://t.co/oeAOlbwhFt
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I would n’t tell anyone if I won the drawing but there would in spades be cluespic.twitter.com/rGTY9H4tF4
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this is how people who stand in the aisle as before long as the plane lands lookpic.twitter.com/YQ1GKOBoYp
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My budget for this calendar week is 53 penny
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Sometimes , when I finger overwhelmed about the newsworthiness , I ill-use away for a instant to feel overwhelmed about my personal life . Self tending is so important .
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please look at these speech communication options for my telehealth appointment lolpic.twitter.com/2DyuVoaDdz
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getting ready to play on my speech sound for 30 minutes after station one emailpic.twitter.com/w8NgJGkP3y
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Got a witching nephew you hate?https://t.co / VtthTTSLWj
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