Get a load of this .
Hello. We’re in that awkward transition season where it’s not yet winter, but not quite fall. The holidays are around the corner so there’s something to look forward to (or at least time off), but right now, life feels kinda random. So, enjoy these tweets I’ve collected over the week, which I feel serve as evidence to the peak randomness at this time of year:
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the european mind can not encompass thispic.twitter.com/Sc1FybTeAu
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me acting like i do n’t see the money in my birthday cardpic.twitter.com/tlNHM6EEoB
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mariah carey every vacation seasonhttps://t.co/2nJGJtY4tgpic.twitter.com/MkbtaYzysg
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recall ab when i was working at sephora and this client impart in a cat to distract us from his homie stealing products and we all fell for it LOLpic.twitter.com/DRc8lZPaOG
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me looking at that one hoodie once it embark on getting coldpic.twitter.com/wx8B6jaeIK
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when someone insults me but it ’s actually a pretty creative one that i ’ve never heard beforepic.twitter.com/fmwIF4W1u7
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why this look like a shot from icarlyhttps://t.co/xmvKnz7nxi
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WHO experience IN A pineapple plant UNDER THE SEA—pic.twitter.com/j63XwMNZNu
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just realised my mom had me at my current age .. she should have been at the club
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i ’m a say it , white people kind of ate with “ get a load of this guy ” like that ’s mad rum
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My therapists prices have choke from £ 35 an hour to £ 60 an hr … all of a sudden I ’m not traumatisedpic.twitter.com/fJ6wEbn4Og
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I do n’t smoke skunk anymore because one clock time I arrive the munchies so bad I ate the entire jars of these lip scrubspic.twitter.com/SZxorWZJg4
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joy about to be fighting for her life omghttps://t.co/phnB6jnPjL
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be wanting to sigh & say “ keep ‘ em come ” 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/kkdCUPh5Mf
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yess girl i missed you how ve you been 😭 pic.twitter.com/Z8kAaeSpFn
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https://t.co/Ci5wSUbBBdpic.twitter.com/t6zJClO5oG
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i require to buy a podium for my apt so my friends and i can get on there and properly rant to each otherpic.twitter.com/ZpO1ifvDCX
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why she set out a hurricane radar on her headhttps://t.co/DyC2JsYKWB
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annie ’s white American cheese boxed mac and cheese is like loaded food for girl
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why are friendly relationship nowadays all about pass out or buying something , what happened to PLAYING
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Seeing your rumination in the tire is crazyhttps://t.co/cjON1uXTaP
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one banana tree peel and it ’s over for you 😭 https://t.co/88MabiHUk8
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looking back at my march 2020 pictures . i was vegetarian at that time , and my kin was cooking seafood boils while we were in lockdown . i had no vegetarian repast choice lmfaopic.twitter.com/OO5tMP1wcQ
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Yoo bro can you watch me from 5 - 10 tonight ? My gf is going out with her friends and I ’ll be alone
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landlord rulepic.twitter.com/0VUhwXIxtT
