It ’s giving season . It ’s giving … season .
G’day and happy mid-November! We’re just about a week away from Thanksgiving, and I don’t know about you, but holiday decorations are cropping up EVERYWHERE by me. I’m just about ready to chop a pine tree down and make my house verrry festive.
Anyhoo, I don’t want to get too ahead of myself with excitement, so in the meantime, here are some of thebest tweets from the last weekto bide us some time:
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had a dream that i twirp “ i just love salmon so much ” and someone quote tweeted it “ bears in the summertime be like ”
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this is who my prozac is constantly fighting against ? bffrhttps://t.co/LatA6oCsI3
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My mom ’s friends have this cow that s super severe because it was some girl ’s FFA project county fairish entry and she learn it to jump up on you excitedly and to endeavor to play like a bragging andiron and it beat out masses
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I mean I ’d be tired too . Building a deuced house every calendar week while my coworker make a chore wheel.https://t.co/B6m9G9JApY
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girl this over some ice … .https://t.co / IOqBypbImU
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I ’m drive around turning telly ’s off 🤧 😭 🤣 pic.twitter.com / xEw1YvQCqf
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My father in law of nature ’s mousepic.twitter.com/hwTkIZhfap
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conk out to my friends to get readyhttps://t.co/gUXJkNXtXd
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Phillip cheese steakpic.twitter.com/k8hf6VKA9w
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the sandwich on that lilo and run up gamehttps://t.co/V8YtekQVZ2
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When I hook up with the drummer of MGMT his skinny jean were so tight he could n’t get them off . Lol
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look like yacht ’s back on the menu boyshttps://t.co/H9YLiwPQ27
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pa Crave could break Watergate but Woodward and Bernstein could never evidence you that Bebe Rexha sandbag in newly shared photos.https://t.co/E5GzFpI0Kt
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RIP cowboy holding a stick of dynamitepic.twitter.com/v3AqPdMboQ
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cover time down 14 % last weekpic.twitter.com/79tIQ5YmF0
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NO ONE TOLD ME THE CURTAINS AREN’T SOUNDPROOF ? !
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blue but if you ’re walking tiresome than me on the sidewalk , you ’re my foe . walk faster than me ? also my foeman . now if you ’re walking at the same speed as me … hmm yeah I ’m thinking enemy
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" 23 the great unwashed have died in this house"Families in horror movies : pic.twitter.com / RU2erxD2Fy
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Her : lease me see your cutMe : pic.twitter.com/1sqbnzV1Sn
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i am NOT a cocomelon parent … you gon sit down and see aljazeera
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me in my way think about how to get money without workingpic.twitter.com/znLqxv05P0
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This remains one of the best pictures of all time . Makes me wanna take hold of him by his legs and start swing over him aroundpic.twitter.com/xvy6qWps1 M
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me as soon as i get anywherepic.twitter.com/ohuEhXB46j
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dr WHATpic.twitter.com/AA5wL3VaWi
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personally i do n’t do thishttps://t.co/m3xDvRX1R1
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do u wanna smoke herepic.twitter.com/ONJXksZhRR
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everybody just having fun & zendaya trip the light fantastic toe like her rent was 600 days past due 😭 https://t.co/4FtL7qQjdJ
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