It ’s officiallyspooky season , seam hemipterous insect are run over Paris , theNational Emergency Alertcame early on , Kevin McCarthy got booted as Speaker of The House , Beyoncé and Taylor Swift joined power , Pete Davidson became a Swiftie meme , these celebritywax statuesneed to be investigated , Britney Spearsspilled all of the 2000s teatime , andTroye Sivanin drag was iconic .
It’s October, aka “Spooky Season,” so you know I had to include some Halloween treats in this month’s tweet roundup. A lot of chaos went down on the internet this month, so I’ve compiled a massive list of October’s BEST tweets from BuzzFeed’s weekly roundups offails,funny tweets, andBlack Twitter(plus a few of my personal favorites thrown in). So, grab your candy corn, and let’s get into it!
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i lost the pumpkin cutting contest which is insanepic.twitter.com/Qh28GsezLb
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place “ wow super problematic ” under everybody ’s Halloween costume and then responding “ I will not do the proletariat of develop you ” when they ask for an explanation .
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“ hey the costume company convey cancelled”me : pic.twitter.com / ipD7G2uayN
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confect edible corn about to be gone so the big dawgs can step in.pic.twitter.com/n9BKbaj5gf
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how do I take shape meaningful friendly relationship as an adult without enrolling in grad schooltime or joining a cult
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they would unravel high school day spirit day like the navyhttps://t.co/iehFmWf3Om
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Any non binary baddies I can give this to?pic.twitter.com / cIw3XWfUUh
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him : I can hear you smiling through the phoneme : boyyyyyyy no I ’m notpic.twitter.com/2LKfY0lZkE
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I narrate my 12yr honest-to-goodness she was n’t allowed to make battercake without superintendence . So I hail back and she ’s make crepes .
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Literally everyone is get marriedpic.twitter.com/k3MOVXzY0I
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Sorry wax museum but dat shit ai n’t me!You tried tho and I appreciate the effort .
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summit | noun | a conference of highest - point officialshttps://t.co/lFjI8LPn4W
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is this what the gentlewoman check on the plane ? ? ? ? pic.twitter.com/A7SvSfBrpd
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filling up the brita pitcher againpic.twitter.com/3CCIrVEUg4
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Me report on Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift to my friends , family , and coworkers.pic.twitter.com/EMMhyQ1nsf
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austin & ally ’s new time of year just droppedpic.twitter.com/Aum6r7JypU
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ross lynch in troye sivan ’s euphony video , call that austin and ALLY 🏳 ️ 🌈 pic.twitter.com / EZa7e146w9
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who ’s narrating the britney memoir?pic.twitter.com / Xbbwyyhul4
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This was so long ago he must have tapped those figure button so many time to get the separation text out.https://t.co/eVLThBZ5pN
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justin timberlake and jessica biel at brunch today : pic.twitter.com / aTpkDStMaC
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Ginuwine : hello , my name i - Justin Timberlake : pic.twitter.com / TyfXSZZhud
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nobody wants to work anymore 🙄 pic.twitter.com/8XYvrgPDPw
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Imagine being voted out of office by someone who was just kicked out of mallet succus the musical for vaping and jacking off her date
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what if we made everyone Speakerpic.twitter.com/RK9hAtfBWk
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got a sodding picture of the eclipse this morningpic.twitter.com/ETh8rmN96E
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Collegues : Lets go to Paris for our vacationMe : pic.twitter.com/lIuQvvWxty
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Boy roommate wo n’t allow me give his sweet potato away . I narrate him it scare me and he began verbalize about the beauty of “ biography forms ” and “ maturation ” . I chop-chop realized he ’s actually tie to this thing . I ’m thresh it on Sundaypic.twitter.com/haPDOURxfW
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Me during a plot construction tantrum after forcing people to observe a moviepic.twitter.com/cfWxWOHZxu
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“ The costume party is cancelled”Me : pic.twitter.com / E2ok7Fidw4
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me and my 47 alarmspic.twitter.com/RMvftkOWzY
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Lol the way he opened the door to barricade her lying and then right away close it.https://t.co/UTL58woEMN
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Feeling cunning . May move across the room later.pic.twitter.com/nYTvI0S2iN
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My supporter ’s quat got shaved at the vet and now she is looking like a game of recherche corpsepic.twitter.com/BfgNkpe7A8
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tom and jerry ass injuryhttps://t.co/PCjhJLeXGf
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Amtrak hombre scan my ticket and I said “ how are you ” and his reaction was “ only 23 years until retirement ”
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Tell him to spell out Prestidigitation rattling quick so we sure he ’s yours.https://t.co/t2kAAbGZzi
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y’ all style too comfortable with taking word picture of strangers.https://t.co/oeAOlbwhFt
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a aphrodisiacal Steve Harvey??https://t.co / WnRYoO1fL6
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my daddy & i clean house out his W.C. & there s about 3 trash bags make full w time of origin ralph lauren clothes all size XL so i say “ damn , some snowy female child endure to have a field of battle day at the parsimony computer memory ” so now he ’s reject to donate it bc he does nt require a white miss to wear his wearing apparel 😭
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“ Jada Pinkett Smith reveals in fresh interview that … ”me : pic.twitter.com / R4HdGhHx9y
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stop the ( 1 ) roll of toilet composition in my airbnb and asked the host where I could find spare and he pronounce the supermarketpic.twitter.com/RH9a17nj1s
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I ’m at Texas Roadhouse and I get full off the bread and I did n’t social club food yet will I get in difficulty if I allow
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me at any political party that does n’t play multiple taylor swift songspic.twitter.com/tVqm0EdRk2
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Keep Pete Davidson away from herhttps://t.co/4Cpj6yw8Ck
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Are you a Siberian huskyhttps://t.co/Kr6RGszKjU
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WINTER appreciation ON … I ai n’t drive a coat , a man , atomic number 26 pill or nothing 🙄
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Whoopsie doopsiepic.twitter.com/kyseUQTSCk
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This is how I feel snuff it on a date apppic.twitter.com/gmbFVsYycO
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There was a guy at the solidification last night who was hooting and hollering and filming the intact thing . As the opener I ’m like this is probably just a inebriated fan of the headliners . Come to find out it was my HIGH SCHOOL DRUG DEALER who come in out to support .. Riley B King I will always remember u
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This warning signal in my AirPods??pic.twitter.com/5puBoBDeSL
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Hey , hopefully the alarm did n’t frighten you . It by all odds scared me , but nothing scared me more than losing you . bid I could scream to the humans just as flashy as the alarum how much I love you . I know that was just a test but I am go in a substantial emergency without u. Miss you.pic.twitter.com/uk8ssYNan6
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They ’re attend for a thirdpic.twitter.com/EP5Pe7X03D
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There should be drive - thru karaoke . Like I root for up , give the guy $ 5 , he let me into a soundproof room where I sing I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston with so much mania my vocal chords snap apart like sometime galosh bands , then I quietly get back in the car and mind home
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If I ever pull ahead the drawing I wo n’t severalise anyone but there will be signs : https://t.co / h857N3Kwr8
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Guys . If I am at gym and I do n’t have a personal flight simulator , but the individual next to me does , and I start copying what they are doing , is that reckon piracy 🤭
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My 3yo does n’t see the construct of Halloween decoration and continue dragging our underframe at bottom to play with them . I told him it did n’t make mother wit to have Halloween decorations inside bc nobody can see them and he said , exceedingly severely “ they ’re part of our mob . ”
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Me , in 2015 , acquire a notification that Calvin Harris added to his Snapchat Story.pic.twitter.com/eQLjxQslZz
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This the lamp from Aladdinhttps://t.co/nNwaME4eaN
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they ’re tryna pass a law of nature for women ages 18 - 26 to be draft ? ? ? i literally ca n’t . i have 5 computerized axial tomography to take care of & i have to work .
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Beyoncé really proceed alfresco for Taylor , like y all get it on that lady do n’t leave her family unless it ’s for a confirmation . But Taylor is really her nursing home fille and she had to pop out for her 😩 😭
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Every time Taylor cut a song from the tour movie a hungriness games last carom die off in my chief
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I do n’t make out why I have a vexation ? ? ? all I do is look at screens much of the twenty-four hour period then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all Nox
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girlfriend will support unearthly tragedies and still scat errand the same day with a smile on their boldness but if a piece ’s parent divorcement when he is 12 he will loose his wrath on the world for the eternal rest of his sprightliness
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waiting for the bank clerk to find me after I screw up the self match out againpic.twitter.com/Q1jxAWbUyg
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A valet de chambre from pokey called me today and I accept the call , idk why 😭 but he was like “ I just dialed a random number . How ’s life history on the outside ? ” 😭 😭 😭
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happy national bf day to the 6 month situationship that derailed my sprightliness but will populate on in my core everlastingly
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When you look into the piece of furniture website and the home Thomas Nelson Page say " We are the tellers of a narrative not commonly told " and it ’s like okay I guess they ’re not doing a sales event
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My cousin ’s sixth - class breakup is kind of iconicpic.twitter.com/ZESb3BTy4f
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Is it just me or the autocorrect on iOS 17 just a lil second too aggressivepic.twitter.com/N1cAcdToaz
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Wtf how u knowhttps://t.co/l0RDUvFmQp
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Me enjoying For All The Dogs while everyone else hat on it 💔 pic.twitter.com/vxOgD22ULX
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tell me why i showed up to my wheel riding lesson and no one was there 😭 😭 not even an teacher LMAOOOO omghttps://t.co/xLjvXK48Vg
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Oh my gawd 🤣 🤣 🤣 A bloodless refrigerator!pic.twitter.com / qQLiLMn6h7
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Omg . I would ’ve been on the story express joy if I was the one transcription . 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/OWJHngrXie
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My mother has discovered Meg Thee Stallion and fr wants me to use my Twitter powers to summon the TL and get her to come over for Thanksgiving . I wish well I was lying but she ’s really fr 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
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homo used to go on war , now they cry over taylor swift watching a football plot
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ariana grande is so iconic for thispic.twitter.com/8dtruNdiof
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My near showdown with the mafia is I blend in to a starkly empty pizza pie place in Rhode Island once , they seemed perfectly confused that I want a pizza , it took 45 minutes to make , they gave it to me for costless , and it was the good pizza I ’d ever had .
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I think canceling a show after a cliffhanger should carry some light jail time .
