I ’m smile my butt off over here .

Hi folks! Another week on the internet and as usual we’ve seen thegood, the bad, and the…multi-billion dollar Las Vegas sphere. In amongst the chaos, there are — as always — pictures, jokes, memes, and random web ephemera that serve as reminders that the internet is ultimately a collection ofpeopleand that a lot of them are hilarious weirdos.

As I putter about my little life trying to eat healthier, get better at tennis, and stop my geriatric millennial bones from disintegrating, I’ve collected some of the more delightful detours from my online travels for y’all. I hope you enjoy!

And my weekly disclaimer :   One of the quirks of the advanced net is how thing appear , disappear , then reappear at random prison term , so the list below is n’t all strictlynew , but it was allnew to me .

1.Been there!!

i was wondering why my alarm did n’t go off after a drunk nighttime out 🤦 🏽‍ ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / wpVzHESa4R

2.Idarenot try this.

3.All fixed.

This piece shop near workplace used to be called Five Guys but they clearly got in trouble for it so now it ’s Five Boyspic.twitter.com/2pfERGcPg6

4.I had no idea this existed until I saw the tweet, but safe to say…hard agree.

if they had this when i was 15 i ’d be in jailpic.twitter.com/249QE84BHt

5.I see what you’ve done there.

eldritch thing to call jesus but okpic.twitter.com/jkE7CN6qF5

6.I don’t miss having roommates.

7.Jaws 3-Dwas really something.

8.genuflects

his excellence approachespic.twitter.com/eOdRWwYLFL

9.There’s alwayssomewild stuff happening in Australia.

10.Get in line, amigo.

damn I walked all the way of life to the bridge near my house to chew over and there ’s already two dudes here contemplate as wellpic.twitter.com/iy0e1UHlnm

11.So dumb, so good.

12.My dad 100%.

Dad ’s keyboardpic.twitter.com/A3VBolTWYo

13.Honestly…speechless.

Babe , what ’s untimely ? You ’ve barely chug your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin ’ Creampic.twitter.com/rKPDboLqRJ

14.Work calendars areperilous.

15….hell yeah

16.Aww man, hey little tater.

17.Mysterious and yet oddly inspirational.

There ’s a thunderstorm aright now and I found this snail star at the sky lolpic.twitter.com/G67i98R6us

18.And finally…it’s spooky season, people!

My neighbours are back with their annual giant skeletonpic.twitter.com/wa0xK890q7

See anything on the internet recently that made you laugh for no damn reason? Let me know! 👇

sometimes i text my wife the motivational quotes from her tampons when she's on her period and i'm trying to cheer her up

frisbee in the dishwasher

badly done shark CGI

stepping out for a few minutes, snake at home

i'm sofa king happy

person learns their work calendar isn't private when someone asks if they can have a meeting during a time they have blocked off labeled, get a chicken

fish with sunglasses

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like