" How do I form meaningful friendships as an grownup without inscribe in grad school or joining a furore ? "
Welcome. It’s once again time to round upthe funniest tweets from last week, and I apologize for being a day late — I was too busy WebMD’ing my symptoms yesterday after catching a bug in New York (prayerz it’s not tuberculosis). Anyway, enough about me, last week was randomly one of the funniest weeks on X (formerly Twitter), so without further ado:
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I told my 3yo Elliot I saw a deer in our yard & he run “ I ’ll tell the other Elliots ” and I laugh , then after he explained he said that bc in an ep of Thomas a diesel train cite Diesel said “ ill tell the other diesels ” which is smart but also how perplexing must it be to be 3
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is this what the peeress seen on the plane ? ? ? ? pic.twitter.com/A7SvSfBrpd
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You think Miss Fossil Fuel is flying commercial??https://t.co/5Vc55GvgGP
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Friend making normal wages- “ no worries bro , I ’ll cover this one . You got next!”Friend who influence in tech qualification over 300k- “ can you Venmo me $ 3.74 for the sip of my drink you took ? ”
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Shopping for a nice big area rug ! I ’ve never shopped for rugs before , I ’m assuming they ’re around $ 50-$100 . aroused to see what I observe !
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is this your first fourth dimension at a cinemahttps://t.co/wG9VAq3Crr
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If I ever win the lottery I wo n’t tell anyone but there will be signs : https://t.co / h857N3Kwr8
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happy national bf day to the 6 month situationship that derailed my life but will hold out on in my center everlastingly
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Boy do I have a university twilight wind ensemble concert for youhttps://t.co/CDiPJ8q3bV
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Little job I was on this daybreak client apologised cos there dog has anxiousness and he ’s only comfortable around hoi polloi with his teddy 😂 🥺 pic.twitter.com/DYIEep2vlW
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this would accumulate more debris than a bible on an atheist ’s shelfhttps://t.co/30cFdt4YNd
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taylor collecting recent divorcées like they ’re pokemonhttps://t.co/bDCtvGotmq
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My cousin ’s sixth - grade breakup is kind of iconicpic.twitter.com/ZESb3BTy4f
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Can u opine coming home STARVING and opening ur fridge to thishttps://t.co/u5KfSEkLtl
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When you check the piece of furniture website and the home page says " We are the tellers of a story not commonly told " and it ’s like okay I estimate they ’re not doing a sale
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I seen this yesterday and it took me outttttt 😭 pic.twitter.com/0Mlp8Rw7Dn
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how do I constitute meaningful friendly relationship as an adult without enrolling in grad school or conjoin a cult
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My young woman need some flowers so I stole all the roses in the storepic.twitter.com/TlMogQvYlg
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what — and i can not emphasize this enough — are thooooooosepic.twitter.com/uMy7kxR2n2
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i think being wash in a washing auto would palpate really good
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Harry Potter and the prison house ofpic.twitter.com/CuThzgqjuk
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Do n’t worry babe , dinner party is on mepic.twitter.com/QZO3w69Kvs
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me when i pay in John Cash and my coin bank account stays the samepic.twitter.com/8SgqNkuOJd
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“ Would you like your receipt impress or emailed ? ” I would like to experience joy again
