" Jesus Stuns in New Testament . "
Welcome. Leaf-peeping season is on its way out, and if you’re in the Northeast like me, a dark, long winter is creeping its way in (I hate to remind you, but our clocks fall back an hour next Sunday). Still, that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy a few little Halloween treats before spooky season officially comes to a close. So with that, I give you thesesilly little tweetsfrom the week. Enjoy and Happy Halloween!
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This hooter stole a child ’s stick - sawhorse toy and has been sit it around township in rightful Halloween spiritpic.twitter.com/rN6jrpKnOf
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last night the horde of the halloween costume company I wait on got ziploc bags out at 10 pm abrupt , differentiate everyone to take nutrient and go home . 100/10 no notes
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Oh shit….it ’s nonbinary nowhttps://t.co/xiv9aiaYUN
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I been crying laughing for an hour man . My homeboy rents his railcar out to ppl on Turo , and somebody rented his Camaro from him for 4 days correct ? They tinted his windows y all LMFAOOOOOO fetch his shit back with tint windows WHY 😭 pic.twitter.com/X9Mb8Pg0yc
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when my meaning friend pulled me apart and was like “ I just wanted to get in advance of this .. we ’re naming her Grace but it ’s not after you . It has nothing to do with you”pic.twitter.com/jNy9Rx33UX
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Me and whohttps://t.co/vt5c3Eua9i
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Hate going to gay Halloween parties , what do you imply you ’re the telephone pole from Hereditary
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waking up with a katzenjammer like ugh what was IN that beer and cocktail and severe seltzer and cigaret and shot and and joint and other beer
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this is my favorite show to watchpic.twitter.com/7DHhy8NylD
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when you tryna eternal sleep with the tv on & the telecasting have interestingpic.twitter.com/Qrx8z7qS2C
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the air fryer ascertain y’ all contribute all of thishttps://t.co/bb66YOv652pic.twitter.com/P5jCnDE58 metre
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y’ all wanted this “ nestle weather ” now look at y’ all ! ! unfrequented and cold 😭 😭 😭
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gymnasium are so cool when u wanna cancel ur rank they ’re like “ no lol ”
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nicki minaj ’s cousin after the vaccinehttps://t.co/k9W0is7uG0
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Our waiter just said “ swag ” after we said everything tasted sound and I was like that is sooo fucking me
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It ’s a huge red flag when parents say they love their new-sprung tiddler 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 Like you ’ve literally JUST meet them , you do n’t even know them ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ It ’s authoritative “ Love Bombing ” & it ’s extremely toxic behaviour x
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their aim will become unmortgaged but at a decimal point when it ’s far too latehttps://t.co/kOyaLet34O
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GUYS MY 1989 VINYL JUST ARRIVED 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/5OxsL8MQ8X
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this can not be the way the cookie crumbles
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Obsessed with how I used to reply to spam electronic mail when I was 11pic.twitter.com/kYXCcE1pKM
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i ’ve totally lost the plot of land on these lately … just kind of been pushing whateverpic.twitter.com/kXX7bTaz5i
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My parents have a taproom of soap that look like inwardness ( not on use I do n’t think ? ) and I feel uncanny using it to wash my handspic.twitter.com/RlvTUBPxkC
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when i pull up to mcdonald ’s before 10:30 ampic.twitter.com/aNSMTjv0I7
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I fuck how he thinks no one employ this lineament even though he just never saw it because nobody sum up him to their circlehttps://t.co/wbV3znozh5
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jesus stun in raw testament
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