find thankful for this comedic succor !
Folks, it’s that time of year yet again! Not only is it a time for giving thanks, it’s also a time for practicing restraint when your second cousin brings up politics at the dinner table, balancing approximately three helpings of every side dish on a single plate, and answering nosy questions about your love life (or lack thereof). Here are some silly, little Thanksgiving tweets to help you emotionally pregame this holiday season:
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Learning minion linguistic process on Duolingo while my young woman booster prepares to host Thanksgiving Day for 48 mass
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if you ever hate yourself just remember that last yr i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i secern them to park in the awry patch and every single persons car got tow
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You occur to me on the day of my daughter ’s friendsgiving
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home store should sell a 12 ft turkey skeleton for thanksgiving
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I wanna be so eminent on thanksgiving I see the joker pilot off the board
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I wrote on my problem Thanksgiving Potluck list that I ’d convey deviled testicle . This erstwhile lady scratched out deviled and wrote in " holy person " then came to me and said " have ’s speak positivism over all thing we do " ….. I …. Wtf is an angel egg ? You know what ? Nevermind , I ai nt got time
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For $ 100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your young man that could n’t make it because he had to work in the hospital
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[ thanksgiving dinner]mom : no politics tonighteveryone : absolutelyme : this casserole reminds me of the bolshevik rotation
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they should make Hallowe’en a 4 - day weekend or else of blessing . less metre with family more metre with satan
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Family gon na enquire what i bring to thanksgiving this year .. I m a say boeuf & swing on my cousin
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forever grateful , this twelvemonth and every twelvemonth , that my family does not do a 5k , play tactile sensation football game , or do any kind of physical action whatsoever on thanksgiving
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THANKSGIVING GAME : nobody gets Proto-Indo European until you go around the mesa & everyone has to say " climate change is real "
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friendsgiving but it ’s just me at chilis with the faculty
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I did n’t get a toxic Thanksgiving Day text . I ’ve lost my touch .
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Y’all a lot of Thanksgiving food does not photograph well . Please just enjoy y’ all ’s food in individual .
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at my girl ’s sign for blessing and i asked if we could watch the game and she said “ of course of instruction ! ” then put on a gossip girl thanksgiving instalment
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time as an adult : Halloween(2 60 minutes later)Thanksgiving(5 mo later)Christmas
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they said i get ta fake for thanksgiving , but ion think this turkey gon fit in my air pullet so … .
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If your family starts contend on Thanksgiving please go on live so we can all get wind it
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" Kendall , why the fuck did you take Republic of Turkey off the menu for Thanksgiving?!““Because the Great Turkey told me to . “pic.twitter.com / dDDViCJ3jK
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happy thanksgiving to grammy nominee harry styles only
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My mom rented a cabin in the woods for grace and my intact family unit is here plus my little sister is bringing 3 foreign exhange students who ’ve never experienced Thanksgiving and considering this horror movie dynamic , we will all be kill by break of the day
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Call your dad now and necessitate him what the wireless fidelity password is so he has time to find the little paper it ’s written on before Thanksgiving .
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involve a thanksgiving ep of euphoria , i ask all those role in one room just air out all the dirty washables with a 2010 ’s pop song in the backcloth .
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Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko
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hm . i ’ve been alive 26 yr and I still do not get it on what you ’re supposed to eat for lunch on thanksgiving in club to maximise your dinner enjoyment
